Thanatos340 1 #1 March 12, 2009 OK.. Tell me ladies, How can I be more like BOB? Seems like he is getting way more than his fair share of the Hotties around here and not leaving any for the rest of us. I must figure out his secret. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ianmdrennan 2 #2 March 12, 2009 Quote I must figure out his secret. Far more stamina than any of us could hope to have Performance Designs Factory Team Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #3 March 12, 2009 Keeps going....& Going & GOING & G O I N G ! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #4 March 12, 2009 More importantly to a lot of women that I've known-gets turned on ONLY on command.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 March 12, 2009 QuoteKeeps going....& Going & GOING & G O I N G ! And when the batteries die, put in fresh batteries and keep on going...."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gearless_chris 1 #6 March 12, 2009 Maybe you should start a show us your BOB thread so you can see what the big deal is."If it wasn't easy stupid people couldn't do it", Duane. My momma said I could be anything I wanted when I grew up, so I became an a$$hole. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #7 March 12, 2009 I think you have to hide in a dark closet and be quiet till you are called upon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 March 12, 2009 Boy, BOB sure is a playa playa. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #9 March 12, 2009 Quote I think you have to hide in a dark closet and be quiet till you are called upon. I tried that one time, The restraining order said I really shouldn't do it again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #10 March 12, 2009 Can a BOB addicted chick be referrred to as a fuckin whore... if she doesn't fuck you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote I think you have to hide in a dark closet and be quiet till you are called upon. I tried that one time, The restraining order said I really shouldn't do it again. About 14 years ago at work, my best friend was having an affair with a hot little thing 2 floors down. I lived in an apartment just 1/2 a mile away. I let him take her there a few times for their lunch-time fucks. I once asked him if she would let me watch them. He asked her. She said let me think about it... and it never happened. bitch... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #12 March 12, 2009 In Reply To Keeps going....& Going & GOING & G O I N G ! And when the batteries die, put in fresh batteries and keep on going.... *** Put the batteries in backwards and it keeps coming and coming... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #13 March 12, 2009 QuoteCan a BOB addicted chick be referrred to as a fuckin whore... if she doesn't fuck you? Nah. You're only a whore if the penis has a pulse.Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #14 March 12, 2009 I think you have your Definitions confused... Whore - Fucks for money or other tangible things. Only has sex if there is something tangible and/or Material in it for her. Slut - Sleeps with anyone and everyone. Bitch - Sleeps with anyone and everyone except YOU. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #15 March 12, 2009 Quote OK.. Tell me ladies, How can I be more like BOB? Seems like he is getting way more than his fair share of the Hotties around here and not leaving any for the rest of us.I must figure out his secret. Learn how to hum a LOT faster and a LOT harder.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 March 12, 2009 Quote OK.. Tell me ladies, How can I be more like BOB? Seems like he is getting way more than his fair share of the Hotties around here and not leaving any for the rest of us.I must figure out his secret. What can I say? Some of us have it. Bob"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #17 March 12, 2009 There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB.Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #18 March 12, 2009 Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. unless the batteries run out.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #19 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Can a BOB addicted chick be referrred to as a fuckin whore... if she doesn't fuck you? Nah. You're only a whore if the penis has a pulse. I thouht a BOB did pulsate? "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #20 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. unless the batteries run out.(more than once a day) Fixed itNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 March 12, 2009 QuoteThere are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #22 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. unless the batteries run out.(more than once a day) Fixed it Nah, then they just plug in and their electric bill goes thru the roof. and the neighbors complain of the noise and then they have to go back to batteries . . . A really vicious circle, you know.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #23 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! Sorry, got to disagree with you there too... BOB snores awfully hard - A while back i had this housemate whose BOB could be heard through her bedroom door. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #24 March 12, 2009 QuoteQuoteThere are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! Ok - you had me at "In the morning"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #25 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods....Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
