JohnDeere 0 #26 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! Sorry, got to disagree with you there too... BOB snores awfully hard - A while back i had this housemate whose BOB could be heard through her bedroom door. But its not snoring its vibrating. Hey if thats the only problem ladies im sure any one of will just leave the room when its time to goto sleep We dont have to stay the whole night just for the best part of it......we aint pickyNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #27 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods....Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you.... Welcome backI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #28 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods....Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you.... Welcome back Im sure you knew I couldn't stay away forever.. I hate this dang website, I really do... but some of the topics are too good to stay away from.... and I did miss some of the people here.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #29 March 12, 2009 We missed you too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #30 March 12, 2009 Quote We missed you too. I need to send you some pics from the beach jump.... pm me your email... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #31 March 12, 2009 Awesome. you rock sistah. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #32 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote We missed you too. I need to send you some pics from the beach jump.... pm me your email... What does this have to do with BOB and women?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #33 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote We missed you too. I need to send you some pics from the beach jump.... pm me your email... What does this have to do with BOB and women? HAHA absolutely nothing... ooooh look something shiney! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #34 March 12, 2009 I'm like one big living B.O.B. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #35 March 12, 2009 Quote I'm like one big living B.O.B. Brazen Old Boob?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #36 March 12, 2009 Boring Old Bastard Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #37 March 12, 2009 Quote Boring Old Bastard I thought your parents were married.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #38 March 12, 2009 Quote Boring Old Bastard Buddy on (the) beach.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #39 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! If BOB is so great, why have I never seen a woman make it get dressed up in a suit and drag it to every imaginable boring social event."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Boring Old Bastard Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #41 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! If BOB is so great, why have I never seen a woman make it get dressed up in a suit and drag to every imaginable boring social event. Mine "mini bob" stays in my purse... so he does go with me everywhere.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #42 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote There are no expectations and no disappointments with BOB. Yeah!! He doesn't snore, take up more than their half of the bed and he doesn't complain that he has to pee in the morning before playtime!! BOB doesn't leave the seat up, only wants it when you do, isnt only seeking self satisfaction, doesn't get pissy when you dont want it.... the list goes on and on and on.... yep BOB is the perfect man... plus he comes in many sizes, shapes and textures.... capable of going multiple speeds for extended periods....Plus BOB wont lie to you, or cheat on you.... But you still have to wash BOB before each use. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #43 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Boring Old Bastard Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! Don't call her a beech!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #44 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Boring Old Bastard Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #45 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Boring Old Bastard Buddy on (the) beach.... Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! You tell here! She could have atleast stayed around and met all of you gals BOB'sNothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #46 March 12, 2009 Quote Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early!It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #47 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Sure you didnt. You just didnt want to leave BOB home alone all night.Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #48 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! OMG! How did I miss that......I had to leave early on Sunday.... guess that is what I get for going home early.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Sure you didnt. You just didnt want to leave BOB home alone all night.Screw BOB!!! Those dudes were SMOKIN'!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #50 March 12, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Sweet!!! I loveeeeeeeee the beach!!! It was awesome meeting you this past weekend! You gotta bring your butt back to Florida for some more "fuckery" and this time you better not disappear so early! It was awesome meeting you!!!! I'll be back next weekend if the weather up here looks cold or sucky!! I didn't want to "disappear" early. Did you see all of those young/hot/gorgeous Air Force dudes that showed up Sunday???? Trust me, I did NOT want to leave!!! Sure you didnt. You just didnt want to leave BOB home alone all night. Screw BOB!!! Those dudes were SMOKIN'!! Then why did you leave without one??Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
