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Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?"

Works every time. ;)


:D:D:D

I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.


Shoulda cutaway, Skitts... ;)
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Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?"

Works every time. ;)


:D:D:D

I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.


But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine....:P
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Wear a belt so your pants aren't falling down to your knees.



Does he wear pants like that? Skittles, don't wear pants like that, it looks so stupid!



No I don't wear pants like that. This was only hours after I got out of the hospital. My belt was misplaced while I was in said hospital. I found it the next day.

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Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?"

Works every time. ;)


:D:D:D

I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.


But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine....:P


Why so I can run like crazy when the line fails? :D

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It might get your face slapped 9 times out of 10, but the tenth time . . . ;) McSwervy liked it.:D

I was never any good at that buying a drink stuff. I just would walk up and let them know I wanted to ask them out. Funny how honesty seemed to work.:S:D



It just tickled by funny bone! I've never fallen for that line. :P
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Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?"

Works every time. ;)


:D:D:D

I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.


But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine....:P


Why so I can run like crazy when the line fails? :D



no, So when the girl actually says yes there is less time for her to changer her mind...;):D
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You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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It might get your face slapped 9 times out of 10, but the tenth time . . . ;) McSwervy liked it.:D

I was never any good at that buying a drink stuff. I just would walk up and let them know I wanted to ask them out. Funny how honesty seemed to work.:S:D



It just tickled by funny bone! I've never haven't fallen for that line... yet :P


fixed it for you. :P

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Try saying "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna F---?"

Works every time. ;)


:D:D:D

I love it. I'm gonna try it next time. I wasn't able to try anything last night cause they were sitting by the door and I didn't see them till it was time to go and I started walking out and my friend wouldn't let us go back because he had an early class today.


But with a line like that and them by the door things should have worked out just fine....:P


Why so I can run like crazy when the line fails? :D



no, So when the girl actually says yes there is less time for her to changer her mind...;):D


That was my next guess. "Hey, I'm a skydiver. Wanna fuc*? Follow me." That's how you'd handle that if shes at the door. :D

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How bout this?...

"Hi my name is ________"

Don't forget to engage her friend/s (male or female) because they'll shut you down in a heart beat since they're a lot more picky about the guys she dates.

Also don't go to bars to hit on women. Go there to have fun. People are exponentially more attractive when they are having fun and more opportunities will present themselves when you aren't pressuring yourself to create opportunities.

And most importantly, give the ladies shit....playfully.
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How bout this?...

"Hi my name is ________"

Don't forget to engage her friend/s (male or female) because they'll shut you down in a heart beat since they're a lot more picky about the guys she dates.

Also don't go to bars to hit on women. Go there to have fun. People are exponentially more attractive when they are having fun and more opportunities will present themselves when you aren't pressuring yourself to create opportunities.

And most importantly, give the ladies shit....playfully.



Damn Jason - been here often~!? :ph34r:

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OMG, is she okay?

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No no, here's what you do. Get yourself a pack of icebreaker stick gum.

You go up to a lady and say, "Hey there, Icebreaker?" as your holding out the stick of gum. B|

edited for spelling



Now that is funny ....:D

but I would think I had stinky breath and that is why i was being offered icebreakers...:P
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You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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I always enjoyed watching the guys buy flowers and taking it over to the girl, or if she is with a group - getting the whole group of girls flowers for the in.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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did it work? :D



I stopped and talked to him for a while.... but I was more worried about taking care of the drunk friends vs. hooking up.

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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I almost won the favors of a beautiful woman once! I approached her very slowly and just said "hello, would you consider going out with me?"

I must tell you, I was astonished when she said "I'd love to". But, I still don't get the part about Hell Freezing Over! [:/][:/]

Birdshit & Fools Productions

"Son, only two things fall from the sky."

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There should'nt be 'any' women out of anyones league. Brother you should come to my neck of the woods. I have seen MANY a hot lady with a guy that made you wonder...wholly shit his cock must be at least 2 feet long because he looks like he fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down! Shit it happens all the time. Just know one thing...Have MAD confidence! If you have mad confidence and act like the one you are talking to that is supposedly 'out of your league' think that YOU are out of HER league. Give her some details about one of your last jumps and dont look scared for a second. Then pull your balls out of your pants and hang them from the zipper. (I'm just kidding about the last part). Just be yourself and if she didnt bite there are millions of other hot ones waiting in the wings...they just have yet to be discovered.

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People are exponentially more attractive when they are having fun and more opportunities will present themselves when you aren't pressuring yourself to create opportunities.

Funny thing that. If you have a fun and interesting life already, then
a. you have interesting and fun stuff to share with someone else
b. when you don't have someone else, you have a fun and interesting life

That doesn't mean that you have to be laughing all the time; just that if someone looks interested in what you have to say, and you look interested in what they have to say, then it ups the attractiveness.

So yeah, get a wingman :ph34r:.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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You're such a tard. You don't need to be asking advice. You know you're a cutie, and when you introduce yourself as "skittles" you're in. 9 times outta 10, the girl will ask about your name so you've got an instant conversation starter. Now go back out tonight and get some ass!!

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You're such a tard. You don't need to be asking advice. You know you're a cutie, and when you introduce yourself as "skittles" you're in. 9 times outta 10, the girl will ask about your name so you've got an instant conversation starter. Now go back out tonight and get some ass!!



You sound like me talking to my guy friends!!! ;)
Always be kinder than you feel.

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