futuredivot 0 #1 March 10, 2009 THE BOLAS Doesn't Puree Doesn't Mix Doesn't Stir Doesn't Slice or Dice But it Chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chopsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 March 10, 2009 Quote THE BOLAS Doesn't Puree Doesn't Mix Doesn't Stir Doesn't Slice or Dice But it Chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops and chops [Laugh] You know I wanted to start a thread last night and didn't because but knew someone else would do a much better job than me... And you did....Bolas, I am really glad you are okay.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 March 10, 2009 You heard that he spent the night in beautiful metropolitan Walterborough, SC last night, didn't you?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 March 10, 2009 QuoteYou heard that he spent the night in beautiful metropolitan Walterborough, SC last night, didn't you? Ya ya that is what I heard...[Laugh]TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #5 March 10, 2009 Two more and he gets a set of steak knives from his rigger? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #6 March 10, 2009 What the fuck is he jumping now? It better not be that POS he was jumping before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #7 March 10, 2009 glad your ok! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #8 March 10, 2009 Again?! What's that like the 10th time? Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #9 March 10, 2009 Quote What the fuck is he jumping now? I think a PD Reserve? You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #10 March 10, 2009 Quote Quote What the fuck is he jumping now? I think a PD Reserve? (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 March 10, 2009 Quote Quote What the fuck is he jumping now? I think a PD Reserve? BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #12 March 10, 2009 We'll call him "Slap Chop" What happened this time? Seriously how many is that for him? BOLAS SEX Boobies thong ... there that should activate his search engine Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DaGimp 0 #13 March 10, 2009 QuoteSeriously how many is that for him? I think hes trying to catch me in number of reserve rides..."Professor of Pimpology"~~~Bolas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 March 10, 2009 Quote Quote What the fuck is he jumping now? I think a PD Reserve? He should be gettin' a commission! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 March 10, 2009 QuoteWe'll call him "Slap Chop" What happened this time? Seriously how many is that for him? BOLAS SEX Boobies thong ... there that should activate his search engine Slappy McChopper I just talked to him... he sounds kinda sad. What an expensive weekend!!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #16 March 10, 2009 why the reserve ride. what injuries? Can we get some info here? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 March 10, 2009 What an expensive weekend!!! ~ Depends on how ya look at it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #18 March 10, 2009 Quote why the reserve ride. what injuries? Can we get some info here? Sunday... 2nd jump on the wingsuit.... spinning line twists, diving (can't remember exactly... I'm working and was trying to do 5 things at once... sorry). No injuries (except to his wallet).... His main is lost -- but he did put up a reward for someone to find it. It's green, blue and white.... lost in the woods/palm bushes/whatever you call it.. near the golf course. Then, while driving back home... something hit his windshield, shattering it.... He's waiting for a new windshield in Walterboro, SC. Thinks he'll be there for one more day.... He's going to try for a wireless connection so he can get one here.... Poor guy!! PS - Bolas, I hope I got the story right. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #19 March 10, 2009 That fucking sucks! Again??? Anybody wanna take up bets on him having the next one in Fitzgerald? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #20 March 10, 2009 Poor Bolas! Im glad you're okay! Billy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #21 March 10, 2009 Bolas is the only Jumper I know that needs a Reline on his reserve more often than his Main. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #22 March 10, 2009 Hey Soulshine killed the rack thread and said she would help out if the well went dry. Well? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #23 March 10, 2009 Quote Quote why the reserve ride. what injuries? Can we get some info here? Sunday... 2nd jump on the wingsuit.... spinning line twists, diving (can't remember exactly... I'm working and was trying to do 5 things at once... sorry). No injuries (except to his wallet).... His main is lost -- but he did put up a reward for someone to find it. It's green, blue and white.... lost in the woods/palm bushes/whatever you call it.. near the golf course. Then, while driving back home... something hit his windshield, shattering it.... He's waiting for a new windshield in Walterboro, SC. Thinks he'll be there for one more day.... He's going to try for a wireless connection so he can get one here.... Poor guy!! PS - Bolas, I hope I got the story right. Oh man! I didn't know about the windshield! My voicemail from him started making weird sounds and then cut out and went dead. I was wondering what the rest of the story was... Poor guy. Does he have another canopy he can jump if they can't find that one? Hugs Bolas!!!~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
micduran 0 #24 March 10, 2009 And what does that have to do with Bolas having a reserve ride? Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #25 March 10, 2009 It was just a note to Jay. But everything revoles around boobies, so i say that's why he had a reserve ride. Lack of boobies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
