madhatter 0 #1 March 11, 2009 OK, so I'm guessing quite a few people will guess where I got this post from, but that's OK Following are a few entries from a unique poetry contest the Washington Post held. Entries had to be a two-line rhyme with the most romantic first line and the least romantic second line. Enjoy! Hehehe! 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming. 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not. 4. I thought that I could love no other -- that is until I met your brother. 5. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes... Damn, I'm good at telling lies!A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 March 11, 2009 Our love a bond, as strong as mortar. What is this...a restraining order? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #3 March 11, 2009 A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou Keeps you ugly, fat, and drunk for now Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #4 March 11, 2009 So YOU tutored Billy Shaky-spear... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
