Post your evil ways to get even with people.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

1.Put a stick of butter in the dryer with their cloths

[JohnMitchell 16]

If they are whuffos, I take them on tandems and then forget where the ripcord thingie is for a long time.

[Gene03 0]

A good sized block of Limburger cheese on the manifold.

Screw that shit, get some good crackers and jam or jelly and enjoy the cheese yourself.

“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him.

Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966)

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

The Sicilian in me wants to say some really evil things.... but my heart thinks "living well is the best revenge".

Always be kinder than you feel.

[lippy 918]

When they're passed out, wasabi in the nose

Get a skydiver drunk till they pass out, then stick a fan in their face and a flat-lining Dytter in their ear.

I got nuthin

[TrophyHusband 0]

when i was in the navy, everyone had those plastic travel mugs. i couple pubes down the drink hole was always funny.

"Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama
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[boinky 0]

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Get a skydiver drunk till they pass out, then stick a fan in their face and a flat-lining Dytter in their ear.

Now that's some funny shit. Wrong perhaps..but funny as hell!

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

[jtval 0]

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1.Put a stick of butter in the dryer with their cloths

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[Mr.Bill 0]

Handful of wheel bearing grease applied to the windshield wiper blades on a rainy day.

[Redline165 0]

This is one of my fortes!

Koolaid in the shower head. (unscrew it and fill it with red koolaid.


super glue the locks to the house.

change out there car key with a similar one.

clear jello in the toilet. (fucking hilarious) that and saran wrap.

turn the door knobs on there house around. (key on inside)

take the wheels off rolling chairs.

waterballons under couch cushions.

stink bombs in ac vent.


should i go on?

[half-a-greek 0]

sleep with the skanks best friend

[quade 4]

Getting "even" shouldn't just be about causing the other person an inconvenience, but should entail some sort of irony.

What did the bad person do to you?

quade -
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[jumpingjunkie81 0]

put baby powder in their hairdryer its super funny!


And if they REALLY fucked up:

put nair in their shampoo bottle

ex-lax their beverage

Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick, then hit your ex up for "abortion money"

[LuckyMcSwervy 0]

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put baby powder in their hairdryer its super funny!


And if they REALLY fucked up:

put nair in their shampoo bottle

ex-lax their beverage

Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick, then hit your ex up for "abortion money"

Girlie.... remind me never to piss YOU off!!

Always be kinder than you feel.

[skittles_of_SDC 0]

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put baby powder in their hairdryer its super funny!


And if they REALLY fucked up:

put nair in their shampoo bottle

ex-lax their beverage

Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick, then hit your ex up for "abortion money"

Somebody on my high school football team once put crushed up viagra in another guy's water bottle. You can imagine how that went...

[Krip 2]

step in Dog/goose shit and then walk on their carpet

One Jump Wonder

[gonzalesna 0]

Booby-trap their entire office space/home (dependent upon who they are and how well I know them) with IED's wired with noisemakers instead of explosives. Every cabinet they open, room they walk in, switch they press, seat they sit in, etc. begins making loud beeping noises.

Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

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Getting "even" shouldn't just be about causing the other person an inconvenience, but should entail some sort of irony.

What did the bad person do to you?

Nobody has done anything to me. I just wanted to see how fucked up everyone here was.

[mrwrong 0]

The most sinister revenge I have ever heard of was when someone filed tax return related data regarding extensive stock market trading in someone else’s name.

The poor bloke that was the victim had to pay SUBSTANSIAL extra taxes even though he filed an appeal. He got the money back later when the investigation came to the conclusion that this was only a fake but the guy behind it was never found.

That’s MEAN

“The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw
He who dies with the most toys, wins.....
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[jonstark 8]

Gorilla glue their garage shut.

[micduran 0]

I try to not keep enough energy in me to make a plan. They just get more out what they did by you letting it bother you that much.

Be patient with the faults of others; they have to be patient with yours.

[el6uapo 0]

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When they're passed out, wasabi in the nose

Get a skydiver drunk till they pass out, then stick a fan in their face and a flat-lining Dytter in their ear.

The one I think of that we always tried as kids but it never worked is to put their hand in warm water. It was supposed to make the passed out person pee their pants.

[jtnesbitt 0]

Sign them up for the craziest weirdest porn you can find and have it sent to their office and work email.

"If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero

[wildcard451 0]

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Have a pregnant friend pee on a stick, then hit your ex up for "abortion money"

That is neither funny nor cool.

That easily qualifies for a true beating delivered from the ex.

[zoobrothertom 5]

There's an old book called "Don't get mad. Get even." It's about how to fuck with people.

Send letters to every service they have saying they are moving and want to shut them off on a certain date.

For example: electricity, cable, phone, newspaper, internet service, hold the mail pending a new address, etc.

Call various services and explain that "you" won't be home when the guy comes by but to start it anyway as you'll be home before he finishes. Time it for your targets later arrival.

For example: Lawn service, pool service, change out the AC compressor, get an estimate on roof replacement, mobile car scratch and dent repair, unplug the main water line, trim the trees, re-sod the front yard .... the list is endless.

Sign them up for every magazine subscription that says "Bill me later." Hell, for that matter, sign them up for anything that requires just a post card and "Bill me later."

The possibilities are endless. Hell, just read all the internet ads and junk mail you receive. Have Fun!!

Of course, always be careful that any communications are from unusual locations that are not traceable back to the you.

For example:, visit somewhere busy where you are unknown and ask to use the phone, use the printer at a busy Kinkos not near your house, drop outgoing letters is another company's outside mailbox, etc. ... be creative

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