popsjumper 2 #26 March 2, 2009 I hope none of the respondents would actually do some of these things....there's some really fucked-up stuff here....some of which is not funny at all and would earn a good ass-whippin'...or a nice sized chunk of high-speed lead from the more radicals. OTOH, there's some harmless funny stuff, too. How about: -Shaving creme in the toes of their shoes. -Pouring out/drinking the good beer and re-filling with Schlitz. -ExLax for the food thieves is always a good one. -Cock blocking seems to be the norm at many DZs.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluerosie 0 #27 March 2, 2009 Stick a for-sale by owner sign on the person's lawn while they're away on vacation, along with their home phone number. I did that to my brother and sister-in-law as a prank a few years back when the market was much more favorable. Pretty damn funny when their message box filled up with inquiries! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Glitch 0 #28 March 2, 2009 Not that I've ever done these mind you, nor do I condone the following: 1. Hunters scent mask: Typically comes in 2 bottles that you mix together... a squirt of each INTO their car door (where the window rolls down) does the trick. 2. Multiple (as in as many as you can muster) subscriptions to hard core gay porno and drug related magazines in their name delivered to their work address. 3. Be kind and submit a change of address for them at the post office. 4. A cup of water poured into their work chair seat at the end of the day generally results in a bit of fun first thing the next morning. 5. Call a towing company and have their car towed And the list goes on and on and on...Randomly f'n thingies up since before I was born... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Taylor610 0 #29 March 2, 2009 I very wise skydiving friend once told me... The best revenge is living well. Philosophical, but very true... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #30 March 2, 2009 QuoteI hope none of the respondents would actually do some of these things....there's some really fucked-up stuff here....some of which is not funny at all and would earn a good ass-whippin'...or a nice sized chunk of high-speed lead from the more radicals. OTOH, there's some harmless funny stuff, too. How about: -Shaving creme in the toes of their shoes. -Pouring out/drinking the good beer and re-filling with Schlitz. -ExLax for the food thieves is always a good one. -Cock blocking seems to be the norm at many DZs. Just one fucking minute there Pops, even in Wisconsin THAT is a Capital offense.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #31 March 2, 2009 For Sale: (your choice) 1971 Plymouth Barracuda 426 Hemi 4 speed $10,500 OBO 1969 Corvette 427 4 speed $ 10,500 OBO 1963 Corvette 327 4 speed fuel injected, nock-off wheels $15,500 OBO List your victim's phone #, sit back & wait for the calls to flood in! FYI, REAL versions of those cars trade regularly for 6 figures.When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jimmytavino 16 #32 March 2, 2009 nothin'... i'm not evil.......but i DO have a great imagination and remember certain ideas that I have "heard about"... like paying for a truckload of dirt, and having it dumped right in front of the garage door, preferably while the car is still inside.. or a truckload of horse manure, dumped on the driveway... i know....pretty mild. compared to the other replies!!!! but i'm more into being amused, than being vindictive...jmy pops 3935 4 stack 940 nscr 1817 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #33 March 2, 2009 When dating a married woman who pisses you off, send cd's with recordings of your hot phone sex conversations to her unsuspecting husband Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #34 March 2, 2009 Quote When dating a married woman who pisses you off, send cd's with recordings of your hot phone sex conversations to her unsuspecting husband ...and then proceed to get your ass beat by said husband because although he didn't know who the guy was in the recordings she was more than willing to tell him after what the guy did. Just so she could fuck you one more time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #35 March 2, 2009 Quote Quote When dating a married woman who pisses you off, send cd's with recordings of your hot phone sex conversations to her unsuspecting husband ...and then proceed to get your ass beat by said husband because although he didn't know who the guy was in the recordings she was more than willing to tell him after what the guy did. Just so she could fuck you one more time. Well he knew who I was from a previous telephone conversation that I had with him. He was a crazy cop and I didn't even get shot :) Sometimes you just have to live on the edge a bit, Skittles :P Best part was that the woman didn't even stop talking to me until long after that shit went down.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyjunkySean 0 #36 March 2, 2009 Yeah I wanna jump with a dude stupid enough to nail a cops wife LMMFAOthat being said...Smear dog shit on their evaportive cooler pads (swamp cooler) if they have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #37 March 2, 2009 Quote Yeah I wanna jump with a dude stupid enough to nail a cops wife LMMFAOthat being said...Smear dog shit on their evaportive cooler pads (swamp cooler) if they have one. I'm sure you did some silly things when you were 17 too :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #38 March 2, 2009 Marry them ..... well, that's what my wife did (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #39 March 2, 2009 I agree that the best revenge is living well... but if that doesn't work, you can always "top shelf" their toilet, i.e. number two in the tank instead of the bowl. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingJordan 0 #40 March 2, 2009 Finding out a new boyfriend is using an ex's car, and remembering you still have a key to the same car. Move it, and just imagine the terror and explanation the new boyfriend must go through. It isn't nice, but it sure is satisfying.I'm like a chocolate covered pretzel...I might be kind of melty but dang, I'm exquisite! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #41 March 2, 2009 Quote I agree that the best revenge is living well... but if that doesn't work, you can always "top shelf" their toilet, i.e. number two in the tank instead of the bowl. Its called an "Upper Decker".Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #42 March 2, 2009 QuoteGetting "even" shouldn't just be about causing the other person an inconvenience, but should entail some sort of irony. What did the bad person do to you? Exactly the punishment should fit the crimeDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #43 March 2, 2009 Go to a machinist shop and get some tiny metal filings...then go to the dickhead in high school that had always been screwing with you every day...Then right before it dews sprinkle those tiny metal filings all over his car. Then open up the doors and put a pint of day old dead shrimp under his seats. The next day when he wakes up from having dreams about having sex with his sister, he'll find rust spots all over his newish 80's camaro and the inside of his car will smell like a nasty prostitutes vagina. Priceless! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #44 March 2, 2009 Put an ad in the local paper advertising a yard sale at their house starting at 7 AM on a Saturday. Go to a porn shop and get a bunch of subscription cards from some particularly nasty mags, sign them up with the "bill me later" option. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #45 March 2, 2009 Quote The Sicilian in me wants to say some really evil things.... Can't say I'd blame him since you're posting while he's in ya. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #46 March 2, 2009 Quote Quote The Sicilian in me wants to say some really evil things.... Can't say I'd blame him since you're posting while he's in ya. Blues, Dave Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdaveu47 0 #47 March 2, 2009 For a$$hole builders who screw there subs...one brick and one bag of quick dry cement down the sewer vent pipe. This stops the crap from flowing away and requires a backhoe to dig up the front yard. You still won't get paid but you'll feel better!Read icculus, the helping freindly book. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JerryBaumchen 1,354 #48 March 3, 2009 When my daughter was 17 & a senior in high school, my son ( who is 6 yrs younger ) filled out one of those cards I WANT TO JOIN THE ARMY in her name. The calls started coming to the house & eventually two NCO's showed up asking for her. JerryBaumchen Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imthegerm 0 #49 March 3, 2009 Syrup of Ipecac in a two liter bottle of Coke at a potluck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twoply 0 #50 March 3, 2009 Spike their coffee with a few vicoden and call your safety guy at the office to piss test them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
