JohnDeere 0 #1 March 4, 2009 This is an E mail i got that is funny as shit! Send all hate mail to someone else! VERY BRAVE MAN JOKES --- How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Television 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of t * ts in there. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Because they don't have balls to scratch. Why did God create woman ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Why do women fake orgasms ? Because they think men care. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you. Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink. How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...' How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the oven. Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in. What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman who won't do what she's told I married a Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.. It's called a Wedding Cake. Why do men die before their wives? They want to. Women will never be equal to men.. until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy. Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the bullsh * t!Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #2 March 4, 2009 Brave. Very brave. Extremely stupid, but brave... A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
somethinelse 0 #3 March 4, 2009 correction: NOT brave man jokes- but STUPID MAN JOKES that are not funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #4 March 4, 2009 says: "I triple dog dare a mod to move this to the Womens Forum." Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #5 March 5, 2009 Quote NOT brave man jokes- but STUPID MAN JOKES that are not funny. Oh lighten up and laugh a little.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kikkoman 0 #6 March 5, 2009 Quote Quote NOT brave man jokes- but STUPID MAN JOKES that are not funny. Oh lighten up and laugh a little. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnDeere 0 #7 March 5, 2009 Quote says: "I triple dog dare a mod to move this to the Womens Forum." Dont you know how to copy and paste???Nothing opens like a Deere! You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpingjunkie81 0 #8 March 5, 2009 Quote Why did God create woman ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. Now that is freaking hilarious!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
