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[wildcard451 0]

So here it is, a pretty Sat afternoon, and instead
Of being out jumping, I'm stuck in a non-alcoholic wedding,
And the preacher has such a stick up his ass... Not only can the congregation not take any pictures,
The wedding photographer can only take 2 pictures during the ceremony.

Someone entertain me. Please.

[shropshire 0]

Alcohol-Free wedding what's the point of THAT?

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[madhatter 0]

Ssshhhhhh! They're just coming to the good part!

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
D.S # 125

[AggieDave 6]

This morning it was raining. The rain has stopped, but that's because the wind blew out the clouds (20 gusting to 30).

Thank god that I'm not stuck at a non-alcoholic wedding! I helped get some stuff done around the house this morning. I went to the range and killed a whole lot of paper (fun tactical training on the short range with barricades). Morgan and I just got back from the gym.

This evening we're cooking something and are probably going to drink like vikings. Maybe get the guitar out and drink and sing together.
It still sucks that we couldn't jump today. Tomorrow looks good, so it'll be full of jumping (god I hope).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[LaRusic 0]

wow that sucks

didnt think non-alcoholic weddings existed...thought that was the entire point of a wedding, everyone gets together and drinks free or almost free booze

tonight is poker night, lots of booze, potentially some money in my pocket....i feel for ya, and i'll have a drink for ya

The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless
Dudeist Skydiver # 10

[skymama 37]

They can't be relatives of yours.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[ryoder 1,590]

Yikes!!!
It's bad enough getting married, let alone doing it sober!!

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Pokerstar 0]

Damn! That isn't the way to make the guests happy! Good luck!

Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

[nomal2day 0]

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This morning it was raining. The rain has stopped, but that's because the wind blew out the clouds (20 gusting to 30).

Thank god that I'm not stuck at a non-alcoholic wedding! I helped get some stuff done around the house this morning. I went to the range and killed a whole lot of paper (fun tactical training on the short range with barricades). Morgan and I just got back from the gym.

This evening we're cooking something and are probably going to drink like vikings. Maybe get the guitar out and drink and sing together.
It still sucks that we couldn't jump today. Tomorrow looks good, so it'll be full of jumping (god I hope).

+2 for jumping in Texas tomorrow!!!

'To fly is heaven, to freefall is divine'

'You only need 2 tools. WD40 for when it doesn't move but should, and duct tape for when it moves but shouldn't'

[AggieDave 6]

Hey, weren't yall going to put a swoop pond in? Did you? I've really been meaning to come visit, since I haven't been there since yall moved from Granbury.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."