turtlespeed 219 #1 February 20, 2009 1) Quit breathing for extended periods of time (greater than 5 minutes) 2) Attempting to breathe underwater, without a device supplying air to your lungs 3) PUT TURTLE ON SPEAKERPHONE WHILE AT WORK 4) Attempt to bring weapons through the TSA Checkpoint 5) Hit your genitals with a metal object while they lay upon an anvil. Guess which one I had fun with today!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 February 20, 2009 ummmm.... #5? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #3 February 20, 2009 number 1?7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 February 20, 2009 Quote 1) Quit breathing for extended periods of time (greater than 5 minutes) 2) Attempting to breathe underwater, without a device supplying air to your lungs 3) PUT TURTLE ON SPEAKERPHONE WHILE AT WORK 4) Attempt to bring weapons through the TSA Checkpoint 5) Hit your genitals with a metal object while they lay upon an anvil. Guess which one I had fun with today! Am I ever gonna get my anvil back, you seem to have developed quite a relationship with it! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sickandtwisted 0 #5 February 20, 2009 6) Put your parachute on in the middle of a commercial flight & yell, "Everyone remain calm!" Then run to the back of the plane.Skymama stalker #69!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #6 February 20, 2009 Quote ummmm.... #5? No. . . is that what is wished of me?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 February 20, 2009 7) get Turtle near an electromagnet. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #8 February 20, 2009 Quote 7) get Turtle near an electromagnet. Because of my Iron Resolve?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 February 20, 2009 Mercury content from eatin' fish. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #10 February 20, 2009 QuoteMercury content from eatin' fish. If it smells like fish - eat that dish . . . if it smells like cologne - Leave it ALONE!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #11 February 20, 2009 Quote Quote Mercury content from eatin' fish. If it smells like fish - eat that dish . . . if it smells like cologne - Leave it ALONE! Words of experience? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #12 February 20, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Mercury content from eatin' fish. If it smells like fish - eat that dish . . . if it smells like cologne - Leave it ALONE! Words of experience? [Url http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/2614307395_66316267e9_o.gif]Unfortunately . . . My Ex . . . [/url]I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #13 February 20, 2009 6) Get drunk with Slappie "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #14 February 20, 2009 Quote [Url http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3145/2614307395_66316267e9_o.gif]Unfortunately . . . My Ex . . . [/url] You forgot the Before pic A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #15 February 21, 2009 (00) Let Turtle use a phone w/o supervision"No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #16 February 21, 2009 Quote (00) Let Turtle use a phone w/o supervision oh c'mon now - what could [I]'POSSIBLY'[/I] go wrong?... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #17 February 21, 2009 Quote 6) Get drunk with Slappie It may hurt the next day...but getting drunk with slappie is sooo fun!! I miss you. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #18 February 21, 2009 I always wanted to walk into a bank and yell "GET DOWN EVERYONE!" ...and then play some disco music. Probably get shot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #19 February 21, 2009 how about 1 of each. Had a little variety didn't you. lolpain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #20 February 21, 2009 Quote Quote 6) Get drunk with Slappie It may hurt the next day...but getting drunk with slappie is sooo fun!! I miss you. Oh yeah - much fun had - I wish i could remember.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
