skydemon2 0 #551 January 20, 2007 Steve's personal ear cleaning service at work! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #552 January 20, 2007 We couldn't find the stake for the ring toss, so my mother-in-law filled in._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #553 January 20, 2007 "Why does everyone always come out to ME?"Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #554 January 20, 2007 Don has hired me to use these eyes to melt anyone who f*cks up at the Dublin Boogie!!! I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #555 January 20, 2007 "You're lucky I'm no 'Farmer McNasty', or this crap I found in my duck pond would be my new awning and backpack."Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #556 January 20, 2007 stop looking at me swan!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #557 January 20, 2007 OK, you got part of right, but when I asked for "oral sex", that's not exactly what I meant."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #558 January 20, 2007 Yeah, look at me instead!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #559 January 20, 2007 "how do I flare?"Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #560 January 20, 2007 Are you sure that this love swing is securely anchored?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #561 January 20, 2007 NEXT!_____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #562 January 20, 2007 Us rich folks dont use tissues to clean our ears, we hire help Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #563 January 20, 2007 Yes, yes... I do get kinky from time to time... Bet you can't tell which way the camera was when the picture was taken. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #564 January 20, 2007 Dammit! Why does no one ever recognize my face when they meet me!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #565 January 20, 2007 Check out that rack!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #566 January 20, 2007 Is it raining or did another tandem student get sick? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #567 January 20, 2007 I used those as a pillow Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SBS 0 #568 January 20, 2007 I don't believe you...you can't really lick yourself..._____________ I'm not conceited...I'm just realistic about my awesomeness... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lisamariewillbe 1 #569 January 20, 2007 But can you Sudsy Fist: i don't think i'd ever say this Sudsy Fist: but you're looking damn sudsydoable in this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #570 January 20, 2007 just a small case of vertigoSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #571 January 20, 2007 Hangin' loose... I mean hang ten... I mean... Who gives a fuck? Just hang. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #572 January 20, 2007 in case of water landing, vest can be inflated manually by placing your mouth over the nipple attached to each chamber....I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #573 January 20, 2007 the grinch, during his younger years...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McDuck 0 #574 January 20, 2007 "See? Only two fingers left for me to bite off."Kevin - Sonic Beef #5 - OrFun #28 "I never take myself too seriously, 'cuz everybody know fat birds don't fly." - FLC Online communities: proof that people never mature much past high school. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #575 January 20, 2007 (sung in the style of System of a Down) PSYCHO!!! GROUPIE!!! COCAINE!!! CRAZY!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
