bloody_trauma 2 #1326 March 17, 2007 suddenly he realized that no matter how many smoke canisters he used and in what direction he traveled... that he could not travel back in timeFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #1327 March 17, 2007 "You broke a nail? Here...use the emory board on the back of my hook knife." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #1328 March 17, 2007 How about a cold nose to the crotch?! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1329 March 17, 2007 No, I don't want a Round-Up martiniI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1330 March 17, 2007 Did someone say FREE BOOZE?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sd-slider 0 #1331 March 17, 2007 With massive amounts of food coloring, lots of Mexican food, and an aftermarket pilot light installed below the BOC, you too can do this! . . . .Anvil Brother #69 Sidelined with a 5mm C5-C6 herniated disk... Back2Back slammers and 40yr old fat guys don't mix! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1332 March 17, 2007 So....THAT'S a money shot....so much for my Porno Career! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #1333 March 18, 2007 and this children is what it feels like to enter the manginaFly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1334 March 18, 2007 .....and this line on your hand means you will be lucky in love, and this one means you will funnel your next exit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1335 March 18, 2007 Doc: "Negatives???? No that's the life size copy of your Brain MRI mike! & under the microscope it appears....well, lets just say the 'hamster fell off the wheel'!"*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1336 March 19, 2007 I'm not tailgating-I'm targeting, bitchI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1337 March 19, 2007 Yes...it IS a tent, it's the only thing I can find that fits me! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #1338 March 19, 2007 Help!! I'm being chased by a giant aerial tapeworm!!Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crum 0 #1339 March 19, 2007 Bumper sticker for new personal injury lawyers...... ******Today is one day too late.******** Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1340 March 19, 2007 This is what happen when we've finally had it with the 'Blueman Group' ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1341 March 19, 2007 Check it out!!! If you spin fast enough, you can vomit in 3 different colors!!!!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ExAFO 0 #1342 March 19, 2007 "What are you?" "I'm a Dorkfish!" "What do you eat?" "Corn Dogs!"Illinois needs a CCW Law. NOW. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1343 March 19, 2007 Quote"What are you?" "I'm a Dorkfish!" "What do you eat?" "Corn Dogs!" Clicky for you And now for the caption... "He died??? Can I get my business card back? I paid a lot of money for those."Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1344 March 20, 2007 Check out this 'lethal weapon' a registered high powered pea shooter! Stand back it's semi automatic!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
willard 0 #1345 March 20, 2007 Dudley had always assumed "Speed Enforced By Aircraft" meant Cessnas with radar guns. Only now did he realize what those signs truly meant. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1346 March 20, 2007 "Flaps Down" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
unformed 0 #1347 March 20, 2007 GERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!This ad space for sale. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1348 March 20, 2007 "Anti-treehugging, war mongering, gay bashing christian extremist"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1349 March 20, 2007 See that Purdy gal over yonder...she's my WIFE.......AND SISTER! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1350 March 20, 2007 This would be a lot better if I wasn't color blind...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
