2fat2fly 0 #1401 March 21, 2007 The bodycondom, because sex can never be safe enoughI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1402 March 21, 2007 QuoteShe hates it when I pull out early... Hmm - I can fight my way out of a PAPER bag . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1403 March 21, 2007 Geriatric Mutant Ninja TurtleI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1404 March 21, 2007 There's a dead baby under this coat...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1405 March 22, 2007 fee fi fo fum, i smell the blood of an englishmanI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1406 March 22, 2007 It's as close as I could find to Walt's avatar! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1407 March 22, 2007 QuoteIt's as close as I could find to Walt's avatar! Hmmm - What's THIS button do - OH SHIT!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikempb 0 #1408 March 22, 2007 well... there... is... an....upside...to...being...a...turtle....a...quickie...for...me..is...an hour and a half....... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1409 March 22, 2007 Quotewell... there... is... an....upside...to...being...a...turtle....a...quickie...for...me..is...an hour and a half....... I AM MY OWN CENTER OF THE UNIVERSEI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 333 #1410 March 22, 2007 I think I got my thong on backwards... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1411 March 22, 2007 This just in... once again, Michael Jackson has caught himself on fire...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #1412 March 22, 2007 Dude, Linder warned you not to get to close. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1413 March 22, 2007 QuoteDude, Linder warned you not to get to close. Whoah - BUBBLES - Not THAT hole!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #1414 March 22, 2007 I wish I was eating a Leprechaun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1415 March 22, 2007 QuoteI wish I was eating a Leprechaun. I wish there were leprechauns all around me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1416 March 22, 2007 I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies." So I Did!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #1417 March 22, 2007 Kick the baby!!!Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1418 March 22, 2007 QuoteKick the baby!!! I WANNA WEAR A THONG!!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #1419 March 22, 2007 here I sit all broken hearted Try to shit but only farted Then one day I took a chance Tried to fart and shit my pants!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #1420 March 23, 2007 one more beer and I'll be able to flyGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1421 March 23, 2007 The NAIR just does not seem to work on all of my hairYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #1422 March 23, 2007 Mouse...the other white meat.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1423 March 23, 2007 QuoteMouse...the other white meat. Do I have any mouse in my teeth?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1424 March 23, 2007 Bullet resistant shell...live test number one! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1425 March 23, 2007 QuoteBullet resistant shell...live test number one! I watched Mythbusters last night!!!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
