ryoder 1,590 #1876 June 28, 2007 Quote It takes a lot of self delusion to be as cool as I think I am No, I'm not in the Witness Protection Program.I really do look like this."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1877 June 28, 2007 It takes a lot of Twinkies to be as FAT as I KNOW I am ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spizzzarko 0 #1878 June 28, 2007 Chuck Norris round house kicked my face off! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #1879 June 28, 2007 I'm so God Damned Ugly, the Auto-focus refused to do so. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #1880 June 28, 2007 i eemmm NOT slwooa I am 'Special'You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1881 June 28, 2007 In another one of my mensa moments, I captioned the avatar 5 above meI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #1882 June 28, 2007 I not just ugly, I'm even slower then the dork above me, COMPLETELY missed this post -------------------- Quote i eemmm NOT slwooa I am 'Special' You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #1883 June 28, 2007 Open this door, Dick! I know you're in there! And I don't care what you say, you are part of my Executive Branch! "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #1884 June 28, 2007 and this, my friends, is what mellow looks likeI am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kenz 0 #1885 June 28, 2007 what pixels? this is my face - really (can someone resize a pic for me - my free trial ran out - pleassssssssse)"life does throw curveballs sometimes but it doesn't mean we shouldn't still swing for the homerun" ~ me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #1886 June 28, 2007 Tri-sexual Prostitutes, who cheat with their grandfathers fiance's, and electrocute helpless, mammals on the next "Jerry Springer" ------------------ edited to add: That was NOT intended for your avatar Kenz, note Re: [2fat2fly] you're typing too fast for me today, No sleep - ^ 72Hrs. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #1887 June 28, 2007 My designated driver let me off at the wrong house.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CaptainOKaos 0 #1888 June 28, 2007 Great News, The latest archeological dig, has just unearthed my original birth certificate, just beneath 2 ft of topsoil, a little bit of bedrock, w/ some limestone in between, a fossilized dinosaur, a little bit of crude oil & then low & behold there it was. You're as wonderful as a slinkie!! NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #1889 June 28, 2007 couldn't get in, and THIS is why i skydive!!!"Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #1890 June 29, 2007 'ere, I wonders what will happen when I pulls this here little yoke with that shiny handle thingy..."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #1891 August 2, 2007 Sticks and stones may break my bones, but flying bricks excite me!! BTW - is that a flying brick or do I need new glasses? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1892 August 2, 2007 Yes, I got busted for smuggling cantaloupes... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #1893 August 2, 2007 Mr Dorian Grey had not felt this bad for ages and had seen better days. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
denete 3 #1894 August 2, 2007 Yeah it's full of heads. I'm supposed to bury them in a shallow grave near the railroad tracks.SCR #14809 "our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe" (look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1895 August 2, 2007 I'M the REAL Mr. Clean! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1896 August 3, 2007 Don't eat the yellow snow... trust me Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #1897 August 3, 2007 I have to act tough. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1898 August 3, 2007 NNGGG!! NNNGGG!! Damn it, I'm not ready to go under yet!!!"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #1899 August 3, 2007 I'm making an asstrumpetSome people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #1900 August 3, 2007 I'm a COLD asstrumpet "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
