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Hi, my name is Dee, I like to sit on the beach, drink, play with big balls and occassionally help someone spank their monkey.


Please dont kill me d
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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ive got handlebars for a reason boys!

and for tammy:

yeah, wonderbras really do work!! see??? they look real!



I get paid so sit on my ass and do nothing ....tax dollars hard at work...:P
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I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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i just go hang out at the beach and abduct young men

drink my special cool-aid



I just got done hanging out at the beach and abduct men too...:P
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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Im your doctor, bend over and touch your toes, Im going to show you how to check your own prostate.


Did you say 3 fingers or the whole hand?? I forget...
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
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Im your doctor, bend over and touch your toes, Im going to show you how to check your own prostate.


Did you say 3 fingers or the whole hand?? I forget...



I told them these boots weren't made for walking....
TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

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yall come back now, ya hear??

ma and paw just promised not to show you pictures of them growin up as brother and sister next time

edit to add: no offense to residents of AL, GA, or AK:)

"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890
I'm an asshole, and I approve this message

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