billeisele 130 #2801 February 22, 2008 this IS my realityGive one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2802 February 22, 2008 Wow...boobieeeeeees!"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2803 February 22, 2008 I have SEEN the FUTURE! - and it is really fuckin scaryBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellob 0 #2804 February 22, 2008 Richard Simmons - Age 5 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2805 February 22, 2008 You cant see me cuz my husband doesn't know I chat with strange men on the internet.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellob 0 #2806 February 22, 2008 This is my divine spark of genius... or my glow stick from Halloween Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2807 February 22, 2008 It's fun when people poke me with pointy sticks.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #2808 February 22, 2008 Face forward (click) Ok, now lets get you finger printed and to your cell. You're rooming with Bubba tonight. Don't worry, he looks mean but he's reeeeeal sweet. edited to add: Looks like carrot top beat me to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2809 February 22, 2008 who are you calling an ass, dipstick!?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #2810 February 22, 2008 If I tuck these wings in just a bit I might be able to catch up with Amazon! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #2811 February 22, 2008 QuoteI like to tickle the ladies with my whiskers. And what I have right here, Dr. Ruth, is the ULTIMATE in anal pleasure!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2812 February 22, 2008 D-a-m-n.....Y-o-u.....g-u-y-s.......a-r-e.....f-a-s-t!"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #2813 February 22, 2008 QuoteD-a-m-n.....Y-o-u.....g-u-y-s.......a-r-e.....f-a-s-t! . . . THUMP.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #2814 February 22, 2008 I've fallen!! And I can't get up!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2815 February 22, 2008 Quote . . . THUMP. Y-o-u....j-u-s-t....H-A-D....t-o....a-i-m....f-o-r...M-E...d-i-d'-n-t...you!"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #2816 February 22, 2008 Red Bull gives you WINGS!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #2817 February 22, 2008 QuoteRed Bull gives you WINGS!! Would you play with my nipples, please?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2818 February 22, 2008 Turtlesoup!?"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #2819 February 22, 2008 QuoteTurtlesoup!? LLLLLLLLLLLLLETS go fly a brick . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ZigZagMarquis 9 #2820 February 22, 2008 You're out of hockey pucks!!!??! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #2821 February 22, 2008 I may be ugly, but I have...other assets "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #2822 February 22, 2008 Alright...Who broke their leg off in my ass??Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #2823 February 22, 2008 Yes, I'm a Mawg. kudos to anyone who gets the reference. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jellob 0 #2824 February 22, 2008 May this schwanz be with you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2825 February 22, 2008 Why yes I am in the Witness Protection Program!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
