PWScottIV 0 #1126 March 2, 2007 Hey! Who's ready for the donkey show?!Gravity Waits for No One. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1127 March 3, 2007 Irish foreplay- "Brace yourself Bridgette here I cum"*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1128 March 3, 2007 "Dave's not here maaannnn....! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1129 March 3, 2007 "Don't start with the; 'I told you we'd be going around in circles if you didn't stop & ask for directions hours ago...' Bullshit, woman! Men NEVER ask for directions! That's why the Jews wandered, the desert for 40 yrs!"*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1130 March 3, 2007 this is an amoeba under a ight microscopeYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #1131 March 3, 2007 actually, albino mice LIKE SNOW! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyninja 0 #1132 March 3, 2007 i've been smoking since i was seven...Why don't you just play 'chicken' on the railroad tracks? It would be a cheaper way to toy with death, I'm sure. CWR #2 - "You SAID collision!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #1133 March 3, 2007 Quotei've been smoking since i was seven... Now where did the other end of that snake disapear toYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1134 March 3, 2007 Medussa the early years!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #1135 March 3, 2007 Hey, this ain't as slimy as it looks...guess humans DO get a bad rap! The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The_Don 0 #1136 March 3, 2007 If you clip my whiskers, I can't judge the size of the hole!I am NOT being loud. I'm being enthusiastic! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1137 March 3, 2007 'If I only had a plane, a heart, da noyrve!'*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #1138 March 3, 2007 "Houston, we have a problem." "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1139 March 3, 2007 Got MILK??*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1140 March 3, 2007 'More than a handful' is NOT waste! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GravityJunky 0 #1141 March 3, 2007 Jane! Stop this crazy thing!*My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie} Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1142 March 3, 2007 It's okay...I'm calling Australia! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1143 March 3, 2007 QuoteIt's okay...I'm calling Australia! Oooh look what happens to the microbes when you give them cocaine.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1144 March 3, 2007 Are YOU a turtle???? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1145 March 3, 2007 QuoteAre YOU a turtle???? I still like the one from a while ago . . . "The meat on a string goes round and round, round and round, round and round."I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #1146 March 3, 2007 QuoteAre YOU a turtle???? You bet your SWEET ASS I AM! ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #1147 March 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteAre YOU a turtle???? You bet your SWEET ASS I AM! FINALLY!!!!!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 219 #1148 March 3, 2007 QuoteQuoteAre YOU a turtle???? You bet your SWEET ASS I AM! "I'm going for dark and mith-terious - howth it working?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #1149 March 3, 2007 And under the clover you will find, a good piece of turtle that you won't mind... "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #1150 March 3, 2007 Thisclose to a wardrobe malfunction."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites