cocheese 0 #26 February 4, 2009 When making an ice dive to retreive all the stuff you dropped down the hole all season in your shanty, make sure the rope doesn't slip off your waist when you go head-first toward the bottom of the lake. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #27 February 4, 2009 Never start a turn that you HAVE to complete before you have an out....Or at least make sure there's not a C-182 parked at the 160* mark of your planned 180 I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #28 February 4, 2009 QuoteFlare. Owie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #29 February 4, 2009 It's possible to put an impeller on backwards. When this happens no water will cool your boat engine it will overheat and the impeller spinning without lubricant will burn and break to pieces. Keep the propeller on a boat away from shallow water. All it takes is one tap on a high rock to put a small dent on it and make it useless. If you know there is a leak on your automobile airconditioning system, don't ASSume its the more expensive parts that are leaking if you can't find the leak. It could be a $20 pipe. Changing the transmission fluid on a standard shit car is difficult. Strongly consider paying somebody to doing before taking on this project. When learning to carve steep on slalom turns (waterskiing) ask the boat driver to go only as fast as is needed to keep you above the water. wiping out at 40 hurts signficantly more than wiping out at 28.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slowfaller 0 #30 February 4, 2009 Wash your hands really well after slicing habaneros. --"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dropdeded 0 #31 February 4, 2009 Quote Oh yeah, trying to steer my bike with only my feet on the handlebars while going down hill. Ha Ha Ha!! If you want to see how far you can ride your bike with your eyes closed there WILL be a telephone pole at the same place you hit the curb------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #32 February 4, 2009 AAD's do not like to be scared. When riding a racing bar stool, DO NOT TRY TO TURN!!!Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #33 February 4, 2009 Never take yer w00f0 wife to the Bomb-Shelter for for her birthday dinner. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #34 February 4, 2009 Quote When learning to carve steep on slalom turns (waterskiing) ask the boat driver to go only as fast as is needed to keep you above the water. wiping out at 40 hurts signficantly more than wiping out at 28. Been there, done that, have the scar and stitches to prove it. Ski went flying and came back down and hit me. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote When learning to carve steep on slalom turns (waterskiing) ask the boat driver to go only as fast as is needed to keep you above the water. wiping out at 40 hurts signficantly more than wiping out at 28. Been there, done that, have the scar and stitches to prove it. Ski went flying and came back down and hit me. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #36 February 4, 2009 QuoteWash your hands really well after slicing habaneros. Especially if you wear contacts and/or think you might be getting lucky any time in the near future. Better yet, wear gloves when slicing hot peppers. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #37 February 4, 2009 Make sure when visiting or having relatives visit you don't just grab what you think is tooth paste and start to brush your teeth. It might just be fixodent.TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #38 February 4, 2009 Quote Make sure when visiting or having relatives visit you don't just grab what you think is tooth paste and start to brush your teeth. It might just be fixodent. Or Preparation H. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote When learning to carve steep on slalom turns (waterskiing) ask the boat driver to go only as fast as is needed to keep you above the water. wiping out at 40 hurts signficantly more than wiping out at 28. Been there, done that, have the scar and stitches to prove it. Ski went flying and came back down and hit me. It was from waterskiing. But it sure was cool flexing my hand and watching the muscles move in the gaping cut on my arm. Now snow-skiing, I've taken my share of falls and gaffes. Once while riding the lift, I hung my poles on the bar in front of me. Approaching the half-way get-off point, I wondered why the guy in the booth was waving and pointing at me. Chair goes over off-ramp, both poles get bent at 90 degree angles. D'OH! And another time I was fast approaching the end of a run near the line of skiers getting on the lift when I noticed I was about to get beheaded by the nearly invisible rope marking the line-up lanes! Cracked one of my ski boots down the back and broke a pole when I instinctively fell backwards to one side. No injuries. More stuff to buy. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hjeada 0 #40 February 4, 2009 Don't pee on an electric fence, the current will travel up your pee stream... Dudeist Skydiver #0511 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fossg 0 #41 February 4, 2009 I learned that lesson when I was working on a dairy farm in the Middle Ages before I joined the Army. While I was "taking the pause that refreshes" the f--king comdeians that I worked with turned on the power That was back in 1975 and I can still feel it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mynamebedan 0 #42 February 4, 2009 QuoteQuote 1.) Never fry bacon while naked. Pssh, how else am I suposed to get my adrenaline rush in the winter? yea cuz god knows you cant base jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #43 February 4, 2009 Driving for 64 straight hours stopping only for gas and Red Bull replenishment will put a body in quite a bit of pain (lower back area).Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #44 February 4, 2009 Never pull the long hair hanging from your dentists chin thinking it's an eyelash!"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel 0 #45 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote . Now snow-skiing, I've taken my share of falls and gaffes. Once while riding the lift, I hung my poles on the bar in front of me. Approaching the half-way get-off point, I wondered why the guy in the booth was waving and pointing at me. Chair goes over off-ramp, both poles get bent at 90 degree angles. D'OH! And another time I was fast approaching the end of a run near the line of skiers getting on the lift when I noticed I was about to get beheaded by the nearly invisible rope marking the line-up lanes! Cracked one of my ski boots down the back and broke a pole when I instinctively fell backwards to one side. No injuries. More stuff to buy. Snow skiing I have an exciting one. Don't ASSume that because you are sitting on the chair lift that you can be comfortable kicking your skiis back and forth to deal with boredom. Sometimes that chairlift could be close enough to the terrain underneath that with a pair of 200's on, you might get them caught on a rock and that can lunge you foward off the chair lift.If I could make a wish, I think I'd pass. Can't think of anything I need No cigarettes, no sleep, no light, no sound. Nothing to eat, no books to read. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtnesbitt 0 #46 February 4, 2009 Quote Quote Quote 1.) Never fry bacon while naked. Pssh, how else am I suposed to get my adrenaline rush in the winter? yea cuz god knows you cant base jump Here's one Dan: Don't constantly ridicule someone when you need something from them. They are eventually going to get pissed and then you arent going to get what you want. "If this post needs to be moderated I would prefer it to be completly removed and not edited and butchered into a disney movie" - DorkZone Hero Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #47 February 4, 2009 Don't lick a steak knife (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #48 February 4, 2009 Quote Don't lick a steak knife lol Don't stick your tongue on frozen objects! g"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #49 February 5, 2009 Quote Don't stick your tongue on frozen objects! g I've recently learned that that particular lesson isn't 100% true. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #50 February 5, 2009 Quote Quote Don't stick your tongue on frozen objects! g I've recently learned that that particular lesson isn't 100% true. In my experience Guppie is correct on this matter. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
