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Bolas, you should be a shrink.



That is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen in writing.



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I heard he knows a lot about shrinkage.:D



When Bolas comes to Cross Keys next weekend for FreezeFest we'll get some pics of him in his thong, outside in the cold. Then we can post some "shrinkage" pics! :D

Just kidding. :P


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I bet he has a battery powered heated thong for such occasions...;)
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Bolas, you should be a shrink.



That is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen in writing.



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I heard he knows a lot about shrinkage.:D



When Bolas comes to Cross Keys next weekend for FreezeFest we'll get some pics of him in his thong, outside in the cold. Then we can post some "shrinkage" pics! :D

Just kidding. :P


Damn. I'd need tweezers and some pepper* after that. B|:P





* Sprinkle the pepper down there, and catch it with the tweezers when it sneezes.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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Bolas, you should be a shrink.



That is by far the scariest thing I have ever seen in writing.



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I heard he knows a lot about shrinkage.:D



When Bolas comes to Cross Keys next weekend for FreezeFest we'll get some pics of him in his thong, outside in the cold. Then we can post some "shrinkage" pics! :D

Just kidding. :P


I can save you the time by just sending you the pics from Lost Prairie:D:D:D:D
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I can save you the time by just sending you the pics from Lost Prairie



Gee do you think thats why the chick in the bar wanted him to put his pants back on?


She was outvoted by the other chicks that were pulling them down... :P
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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He cheated and lied about it. (would he have admitted it if you didn't have proof?)
He left you.
He wouldn't talk to you before.
There is a difference between forgiving someone and putting yourself in a position to let them use/hurt you again.

He is lonely and needy.
You have gone through a breakup, the loss of a friend and your dad's illness. I would think that makes you emotionally vulnerable.

Guys think with their dick. Women think with their heart. Leaving the brain out of the process is a bad idea for either gender.

I'd steer clear if I were you. It's really easy to remember the good and downplay the bad. Especially when you are in a vulnerable state.
"There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy

"~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo

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He cheated and lied about it. (would he have admitted it if you didn't have proof?)
He left you.
He wouldn't talk to you before.
There is a difference between forgiving someone and putting yourself in a position to let them use/hurt you again.

He is lonely and needy.
You have gone through a breakup, the loss of a friend and your dad's illness. I would think that makes you emotionally vulnerable.

Guys think with their dick. Women think with their heart. Leaving the brain out of the process is a bad idea for either gender.

I'd steer clear if I were you. It's really easy to remember the good and downplay the bad. Especially when you are in a vulnerable state.



Thank you for pointing out the being vulnerable aspect. I don't remember if I thought of it that way. :(
Always be kinder than you feel.

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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


Yup, Tadpole, we were a match made in DZ.com Heaven. :D:D:D
Always be kinder than you feel.

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Being cheated on, then being dumped doesn't allow you emotional closure. You weren't ready for it to be over, nor were you ready for the heartbreak.

Him reaching out to you is only because he doesn't have a place to stick his dick now that he is being dumped.

You're in a delicate place right now, and can easily fall into what you would see a sense of commonality/security with your ex. DO NOT allow yourself to do this - it will only prolong the pain.

Cut away!

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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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Has anyone ever gone through something similar with an ex-SPOUSE?



I kind of went through that with my ex-wife. In the end the divorce was the right thing for us both.

Me, because I found out later what it really feels like to love someone, even though she didnt love me..... hey at least I know what it feels like now.

Her because she ended up pregnant by some butt wipe that left her with a kid and no money........ oh wait, that was good for me too.

Oh well. Fucker her. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's


Maybe I just have no comprehension left in my brain because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours but... are you fucking wasted? Everything after the first sentence made no sense. :S

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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's


Maybe I just have no comprehension left in my brain because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours but... are you fucking wasted? Everything after the first sentence made no sense. :S


I think what Tuner is saying is he's not getting laid so his "tadpoles" AKA sperm in this case, aren't getting any exercise/work because he can't pay for hookers or some shit like that?

I don't fucking know. :D
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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's


Maybe I just have no comprehension left in my brain because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours but... are you fucking wasted? Everything after the first sentence made no sense. :S


I think what Tuner is saying is he's not getting laid so his "tadpoles" AKA sperm in this case, aren't getting any exercise/work because he can't pay for hookers or some shit like that?

I don't fucking know. :D


His paragraph is like art. Everyone can intepret it differently and there is no "right" or "wrong" answer. :|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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What about Skittles ? [:/] Try to let him down easy.



I Agree. What about Skittles? [:/]

I thought we had something special that one time we talked on the phone. :D
Though I remember nearly none of our conversation because I was so drugged up. :|


She wants to use my tadpoles for emotional closure then maybe yours for a cheap laugh. That might be a good thing considering the recession is affecting even tadpoles and they are in the unemployment line. Not really jobless but not really being employed either. Kinda like all the broke guys who hang out around the day labor places. They are there when u need them but an opportunity has to come before employment. My sexiness must of worn off some time in the early 90's


Maybe I just have no comprehension left in my brain because I haven't slept in almost 24 hours but... are you fucking wasted? Everything after the first sentence made no sense. :S



It was meant to make no sense..
It means I haven't been laid in a while and the tadpoles are ready to go on strike. They are there and being paid but no jobs are abound which makes them unemployed since being laid would "employ" their use. FFS do I need to draw this shit out?
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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