popsjumper 2 #1 November 25, 2008 1 Splashing on excessive amounts of cologne. I don't need to smell you from across the table... I know you exist. 2 Wearing globs of hair gel. The wet-hair look has thankfully passed a decade ago, or is that wishful thinking? 3 Yammering on about ex's. I want to get to know you first, not the man/women you've been with. Use your friends to cry on, not me. 4 Suggesting you want an "open relationship." I don't know about you but picking your nose should be up there somewhere.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #2 November 25, 2008 Quote 4 Suggesting you want an "open relationship." Well I would not come right out and say it, but working solidly towards the goal of an open relationship, or multiple threesomes is acceptable!I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #3 November 25, 2008 Anytime a date or even a booty call for that matter brings up a former girlfriend or booty call... its an instant BYE BYE... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #4 November 25, 2008 Hitting on another woman. Hey she ivited me to the bar and then left me alone while she flirted with some other guy so I hit on the hottie sitting all by herself at the bar. Lady #1 then tried to cock block me after the bar closed and we were all outside. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #5 November 25, 2008 does banging her sister count? oh wait - they were both there... never mind Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #6 November 25, 2008 Quote does banging her sister count? oh wait - they were both there... never mind That doesn't sound like a mistake at all. Braggart. www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #7 November 25, 2008 what is this dating you speak of?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 November 25, 2008 I'll tell you one thing that irritated me. It was our second or third date & she wanted to know about all my previous relationships & why we had broken up. It was like a friggin' job interview! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #9 November 25, 2008 taking your date to "His Majesty's Feast" in Toronto, a Henry the VIIIth type dinner theatre where you get to play with the singing and eat with your fingers, etc. Problem, is that they treat your women (jokingly of course) like 16th century women were treated. My date did not think it was that funny. way to impress the chicks TK..... that was the lfirst AND last date...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #10 November 25, 2008 Talking about yourself the whole time. Try asking your date a few questions!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,314 #11 November 25, 2008 Quote Try asking your date a few questions! Are those boobs real? Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 November 25, 2008 Quote Talking about yourself the whole time. Try asking your date a few questions! Got some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 November 25, 2008 QuoteGot some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 November 25, 2008 QuoteQuoteGot some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work. That, or "Do you swallow?"Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #15 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote Got some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work. I dunno. I could never say it with a straight face. Maybe that's what worked for your guy? OMG...you walked right into that one. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #16 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote Got some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work. Do you fuck on 1st dates and does your dad own a brewery Can i play with your tits or will you show them to me (Aussies will get that reference)You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #17 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote Talking about yourself the whole time. Try asking your date a few questions! Got some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. C'mon man, thats a redundant question... EVERYBODY likes it doggie style “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3331 137 #18 November 25, 2008 Tell her she reminders you of your Mother.I Jumped with the guys who invented Skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 November 25, 2008 Quote Tell her she reminders you of your Mother. Ooooooooooo... OMG, that's a winner for sure. Is there really anybody out there that stupid? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #20 November 25, 2008 Quote Quote Try asking your date a few questions! Are those boobs real? or worse.... "Can I show those boobs to my friend?"Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #21 November 26, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Got some suggestions? "Do you like it doggie style", didn't work as an ice-breaker. Try saying, "when you see animals fucking, does that turn you on?" I'm sure that will work. I dunno. I could never say it with a straight face. Maybe that's what worked for your guy? and here we sit - anxiously awaiting Skymamas response OMG...you walked right into that one. Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #22 November 26, 2008 Quote Quote 4 Suggesting you want an "open relationship." Well I would not come right out and say it, but working solidly towards the goal of an open relationship, or multiple threesomes is acceptable! Being specific is important. She says, "Absolutely!" and, five minutes later, comes back to the table with another guy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hairy_Haggis 1 #23 November 26, 2008 Quote Do you fuck on 1st dates and does your dad own a brewery Can i play with your tits or will you show them to me (Aussies will get that reference) do you do it double decker doggie style too? aaaaah Kevin............It's not the speed that kills ya, it's the sudden stops! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LadiDadi 0 #24 November 26, 2008 A friend and I had this discussion recently. She went on several dates with a guy who was great in every way - same interests in damn near everything, cute, funny, polite, wacky, considerate, etc. On the 6th or 7th date things had progressed and he told her the reason why he had always called it quits when things got near to the point of having sex. He has herpes. I think that the possession of sexually transmitted diseases is definitely first date material (if not before). She and some other friends don't think that it's first date material and that I'm nuts. Well, they think I'm nuts anyway but that's besides the point. Discuss amongst yourselves.If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you. **************************** Be like the cupcake and suck it up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #25 November 26, 2008 QuoteTell her she reminders you of your Mother. Tell her she reminds you of your father. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
