auburnguy 0 #51 January 15, 2009 getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening."If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #52 January 15, 2009 Quotegetting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening. Yeah, no shit. Especially if you were getting a bj at the time and couldn't get your pants pulled up before the cop got to your window and shined his big light in.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #53 January 15, 2009 Calling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 January 15, 2009 QuoteCalling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake. Tuner Salad, that's just hooey. Where are you young guys getting your dating advice? AskMen.com??Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #55 January 15, 2009 QuoteQuoteCalling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake. Tuner Salad, that's just hooey. Where are you young guys getting your dating advice? AskMen.com?? I get mine from Tom Leykis :)Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #56 January 15, 2009 I got that one from husler...Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #57 January 15, 2009 QuoteQuoteQuoteCalling the next day .. or any day after is a fatal mistake. Tuner Salad, that's just hooey. Where are you young guys getting your dating advice? AskMen.com?? I get mine from Tom Leykis :) By the way, my dating advice serves me well in case you haven't noticed.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #58 January 15, 2009 Quote getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening. "Priceless" I love these pics. (Redlight camera) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #59 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote getting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening. "Priceless" I love these pics. (Redlight camera) Very nice ... My preference is to be in the drivers seat in those situations. How else is she going to use her mouth and watch the road at the same time?Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Redline165 0 #60 January 15, 2009 Not being there when she wakes up the next morning :( (it was Saturday morning with no wind, 70 degrees and blue skies... and it probley didn't help that i used the downstairs shower so not to wake her) First load was quickly aproaching Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #61 January 15, 2009 QuoteQuotegetting pulled over by the cops, that one definately killed the evening. Yeah, no shit. Especially if you were getting a bj at the time and couldn't get your pants pulled up before the cop got to your window and shined his big light in. eh, at that point, id just let her keep going"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #62 January 15, 2009 Quote Not being there when she wakes up the next morning :( (it was Saturday morning with no wind, 70 degrees and blue skies... and it probley didn't help that i used the downstairs shower so not to wake her) First load was quickly aproaching Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #63 January 15, 2009 meh - I lucked out the one time I had to deal with this. "snuck" off into a cherry orchard in NJ (one road in, one road out) So on the way out...two very nice officers having coffee and smokes on the hoods of two very nice police transportation devices.....were kind enough to ask for our ID ... and remind us that we didn't have authorization to be where we were.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SarahC07 0 #64 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Not being there when she wakes up the next morning :( (it was Saturday morning with no wind, 70 degrees and blue skies... and it probley didn't help that i used the downstairs shower so not to wake her) First load was quickly aproaching Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. Good response. Seriously, having to sneak out in the morning, so as not to wake her - l a m e. She'll get over it and she's not worth your time, IMHO. edit: then again, I don't know the specifics - could be kind of harsh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blanco 0 #65 January 15, 2009 Quote Very nice ... My preference is to be in the drivers seat in those situations... err What ever floats your boat. I'm not sure he'd let you though Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #66 January 15, 2009 Quote Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. I notice that you carefully said "hard", not "deep"You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #67 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote Wake her up. Do her hard. Go shower. I notice that you carefully said "hard", not "deep" Don't think that's the right time for philosophy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #68 January 15, 2009 Quote Lesson learned: Trust my gut no matter what and do not go out with a geek/dork ever again! What's wrong with Geeks/dorks... I'm one... and so is my fiancee... I'm really the only wierd one though... but not in a bad way... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #69 January 15, 2009 Quote meh - I lucked out the one time I had to deal with this. "snuck" off into a cherry orchard in NJ (one road in, one road out) So on the way out...two very nice officers having coffee and smokes on the hoods of two very nice police transportation devices.....were kind enough to ask for our ID ... and remind us that we didn't have authorization to be where we were.... My house is built on an old orchard. Hmmmm..... Atlantic County, by chance? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #70 January 15, 2009 So I may have had sex at your place? Is that what you're telling me???? It was somewhere around the Moorestown / Willingboro area... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #71 January 15, 2009 The worst dating mistake had to be the one in that post by Cari--you know, the one that creeped her out.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #72 January 15, 2009 Quote So I may have had sex at your place? Is that what you're telling me???? It was somewhere around the Moorestown / Willingboro area... Phew!!!!!!!!!! My house is still pure!! That's Burlington County. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #73 January 15, 2009 While I highly doubt the purity of your home (much less the jacuzzi) is we at least kissin cousins??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #74 January 15, 2009 Quote The worst dating mistake had to be the one in that post by Cari--you know, the one that creeped her out. Huh? Congrats bride-to-be. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #75 January 15, 2009 Quote Quote The worst dating mistake had to be the one in that post by Cari--you know, the one that creeped her out. Huh? Congrats bride-to-be. Awww, thank you! Yeah, I'm talking about the "I slept with my brother and I'm not ashamed of it" article. THAT'S a dating mistake if I ever heard one.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
