Bolas 5 #1 April 22, 2007 After this comment in another thread by Sartre: QuoteOh, you're in the bonfire. You don't need in depth knowledge about a subject to give your expert opinion. You didn't know that, silly? Here's your chance to get my expert opinion on any subject: Swooping BigWays VRW Motorcycles Medicine Powertrains Meaning of Life Anything at all AT NO COST TO YOUStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SwampThing 0 #2 April 22, 2007 How long before the sores go away? The Pessimist says: "It can't possibly get any worse!" The Optimist says: "Sure it can!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #3 April 22, 2007 I'd rather "Ask Sunshine". Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 April 22, 2007 Quote Here's your chance to get my expert opinion on any subject: How come 'Iceman' would rather ask 'Sunshine'? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #5 April 22, 2007 Why are most men assholes? If God made man in the image of himself, and man has a belly button, that must mean God has a belly button, too... Why? Is is true that cell phones can give you brain cancer? "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #6 April 22, 2007 Quote Why are most men assholes? If God made man in the image of himself, and man has a belly button, that must mean God has a belly button, too... Why? Is is true that cell phones can give you brain cancer? Go to bed. You need to get some sleep.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #7 April 22, 2007 Why is it noone can spell or pronounce "Sartre" correctly? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 April 22, 2007 Quote How long before the sores go away? The sores will not go away until you stop picking at them.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #9 April 22, 2007 Quote Quote Here's your chance to get my expert opinion on any subject: How come 'Iceman' would rather ask 'Sunshine'? He's jealous of my expert knowledge.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #10 April 22, 2007 Quote Why are most men assholes? If God made man in the image of himself, and man has a belly button, that must mean God has a belly button, too... Why? Is is true that cell phones can give you brain cancer? 1. Women want someone to challenge them and tell them the truth. However, when you do it, you're an asshole. 2. No. Adam had no belly button, nor did Eve. They were the ones made in his image. When God got mad at us for eating fruit, he then cursed women to pregnancy and both to belly buttons. 3. No. Cell phones do effect your brain chemistry and make you hornier though. This is another reason why the porn industry is booming.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #11 April 22, 2007 Quote Why is it noone can spell or pronounce "Sartre" correctly? Names created while drunk are notoriously hard to spell.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #12 April 22, 2007 Oh, that explains my first name as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 April 22, 2007 Quote Why is it noone can spell or pronounce "Sartre" correctly? I can You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #14 April 22, 2007 Is "no one" really spelled "noone?" I don't think so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IanHarrop 42 #15 April 22, 2007 Quote Is "no one" really spelled "noone?" I don't think so. You would be right. Here's a great list of Common Errors in English: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/errors.html Noone makes the list: http://wsu.edu/~brians/errors/noone.html"Where troubles melt like lemon drops, away above the chimney tops, that's where you'll find me" Dorothy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RunsWthSizzors 0 #16 April 22, 2007 What is the proper pronunciation of "forte"?If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grue 1 #17 April 22, 2007 How many jumps will I have on my next birthday?cavete terrae. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #18 April 22, 2007 Quote Is "no one" really spelled "noone?" I don't think so. Hey! I know how to spell no one, it's the space bar I have difficulty with. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 April 22, 2007 Where are my car keys?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #20 April 22, 2007 1. What's the meaning of life? 2. Why are we here? Please answer me quick, these questions have been bugging me for at least half an hour!Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GrabGrass 0 #21 April 22, 2007 How come midget hookers cost MORE? Shouldn't they be like 1/2 off? ~ "Pack Fast, Pull Low... and Date Your Riggers WIFE!" ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #22 April 22, 2007 Doesn't the collapsed slider above your head in your avatar create a lot of drag? Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #23 April 22, 2007 Quote Doesn't the collapsed slider above your head in your avatar create a lot of drag? Maybe THAT'S the canopy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #24 April 22, 2007 Quote Maybe THAT'S the canopy! Well, that's a possibility. Let's hear what the expert says.Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #25 April 22, 2007 We know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
