kbordson 8 #26 April 22, 2007 Which was named first... the color "orange" or the fruit? And why aren't bananas named "yellows" (or would it be greens)? Or apples, "reds"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,501 #27 April 22, 2007 QuoteAnd why aren't bananas named "yellows" Why isn't yellow called banana?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #28 April 22, 2007 Quote Or apples, "reds"? You've never seen a green apple ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt1215 0 #29 April 22, 2007 Why does it burn when I pee? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkfairy 0 #30 April 22, 2007 Is it true that all men who fly really small and elliptical parachutes have really big reproductive organs? Or is it the other way around?Relax, you can die if you mess up, but it will probably not be by bullet. I'm a BIG, TOUGH BIGWAY FORMATION SKYDIVER! What are you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #31 April 22, 2007 QuoteWhat is the proper pronunciation of "forte"? [fawr-tee]Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #32 April 22, 2007 QuoteHow many jumps will I have on my next birthday? Considerign your current age, income, personality... 0 - You will be running from the cops in a stolen Porsche with a Victoria's Secret Model as a hostage.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 April 22, 2007 Quote Where are my car keys?! You locked them in your truck. The bad news is the spare key you kept in the bumper fell out 3 months ago. You're gonna have to use a coat hanger, again.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #34 April 22, 2007 Quote1. What's the meaning of life? 2. Why are we here? Please answer me quick, these questions have been bugging me for at least half an hour! 1. 1.5013093754529657235677197216425e+68 2. We are here because God, aliens, dinosaurs, Mrs. Timmon's bridge club, the Juarthetog beast or Glicknog 5, and the full cast and crew of the play Pootastic (except for the platypi) all decide to have a fancy dress party. Well one of the aliens had a little too much of the bridge club's Mint Juleps and spilled some on the platypi (who snuck in) which of course which they drank. On thing lead to another, a drunk platypus tries to ride the beast, yadda, yadda, yadda, you got us.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #35 April 22, 2007 Quote How come midget hookers cost MORE? Shouldn't they be like 1/2 off? Midget hookers are a more concentrated form of hookers. They are also like premium wine. You get what you pay for.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #36 April 22, 2007 Quote Doesn't the collapsed slider above your head in your avatar create a lot of drag? It does, normally I don't even have one but I needed something to equal out the drag of my feet in the water.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #37 April 22, 2007 QuoteWe know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Man, dark is like so much faster man. You can't even begin to calculate the speed of dark, man without using a bowling ball and a rug.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #38 April 22, 2007 Why can't everyone here just have fun and be nice to each other? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #39 April 22, 2007 QuoteWhich was named first... the color "orange" or the fruit? And why aren't bananas named "yellows" (or would it be greens)? Or apples, "reds"? Actually fruit used to be polka dotted and paisley. Good thing we use chemicals on everything.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #40 April 22, 2007 Quote Why does it burn when I pee? You remember that trip you made to Tijuana? By the way, the goat wants kid support.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FlyingJ 0 #41 April 22, 2007 Realizing that you are typically not supposed to cross a solid yellow line while driving (such as not passing when the solid line is on your side) how come turn lanes have a solid yellow line? Doesn't that effectively mean that since the dashed line is on the inside that you are only allowed to exit the lane, but not enter it?Killing threads since 2004. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #42 April 22, 2007 QuoteIs it true that all men who fly really small and elliptical parachutes have really big reproductive organs? Or is it the other way around? It's all about the riser length and pilot chute size.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #43 April 23, 2007 Quote Why can't everyone here just have fun and be nice to each other? Being nice and having fun are polar opposites. To have fun, ya gotta be mean.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #44 April 23, 2007 QuoteRealizing that you are typically not supposed to cross a solid yellow line while driving (such as not passing when the solid line is on your side) how come turn lanes have a solid yellow line? Doesn't that effectively mean that since the dashed line is on the inside that you are only allowed to exit the lane, but not enter it? Your actually supposed to ride the line on two wheels (or one if a motorcycle). Police very rarely enforce this though.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #45 April 23, 2007 Being nice and having fun are polar opposites. To have fun, ya gotta be mean. That option is not in my handbook. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #46 April 23, 2007 1. Why do 24-hour convenience stores have locks on the doors? 2. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #47 April 23, 2007 Quote1. Why do 24-hour convenience stores have locks on the doors? 2. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink? 1. So they can close when robbed. 2. Your pen starts ripping the paper.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #48 April 23, 2007 What does it mean if a fox bites your hand in a dream? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #49 April 23, 2007 QuoteWhat does it mean if a fox bites your hand in a dream? It means that your breasts are going to get bigger.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bloody_trauma 2 #50 April 23, 2007 what would it take to rid the world of roaches?Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
