Bolas 5 #101 April 24, 2007 QuoteAwesome! Thanks. 1. What are the differences between fairies and pansies? 2. Is a fairy more flamboyant than a pansy or vice versa? 3. Why are people that post in Speakers Corner so uptight? 1. Shoe size. 2. No, but ironically more flammable for some reason. 3. They feel that because they have an opinion on something (that they have very little chance of changing) they should share it.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #102 April 24, 2007 QuoteHow can I become the best freeflyer on the planet? How do I store flower bulbs for the summer so that when I move in a couple of months I can plant them at my new place? Are landlords always assholes? Where is the wasp nest near my house hiding, and how do I kill them without getting stung/bit? Why is SuperKat pretending to be a man when she is really just another chick who is crazy-in-love with me? 1. Make lots and lots of belly jumps. Then do a freefly jump and you'll nail it. 2. Keep them in your pants. You won't be able to shower or change pants fbut ever other week. 3. Yes. Wait til you own your place and then you'll see just how big an asshole they can be. 4. He/she has gender issues. Invite him/her out to a spa/makeover and shopping for slutty clubwear. Once you get her all dressed up she'll be okay.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #103 April 24, 2007 QuoteIf and when Karen and I do go on a date. Should I whip my gun out on the first date? You should save your strap-on for date 2.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nayf69 0 #104 April 24, 2007 Quote If God made man in the image of himself, and man has a belly button, that must mean God has a belly button, too... Why? Well not that im religeous or anything but from what I understand Adam and Eve didn't have any belly buttons, the belly buttons only came when they reproduced and you got the ambilical cord. So therefore God didnt have a belly button. Don't know if thats right though as I've never read the bible or anything.If you can't take care, take cover!!! Nayf Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #105 August 30, 2007 I realized I didn't answer a question: Quote Where is the wasp nest near my house hiding, and how do I kill them without getting stung/bit? The wasp nest is right above your bedroom window. You can't kill these wasps because Turtle trained them to to protect the video camera hidden by the nest. The only thing you can do is leave them alone and leave your drapes open at all times.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #106 August 30, 2007 Is the guy from my job interview this morning going to call back and offer me work? Will I ever get pubes?I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #107 August 30, 2007 QuoteIs the guy from my job interview this morning going to call back and offer me work? Will I ever get pubes? 1. Yes. Although you did falter a little on the pole doing that dismount you made up for it with that spectacular lapdance. 2. No you won't. Get a tattoo down there instead.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #108 August 30, 2007 When will Bolas come out of the closet?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #109 August 30, 2007 Quote When will Bolas come out of the closet? You're the one that's not ready so I can't do it without outing both of us. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #110 August 31, 2007 Did bolas really burn the negatives of those pictures? dude, you can't compete with my sexual security. I'm married so i know that no matter what anyone thinks-I'm not getting laid I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chykynlyps 0 #111 August 31, 2007 masturbation: how much is too much?Bear Down Chicago Bears! "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #112 August 31, 2007 Quotemasturbation: how much is too much? A: When you draw bloodMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chykynlyps 0 #113 August 31, 2007 QuoteQuotemasturbation: how much is too much? A: When you draw blood (whoops)Bear Down Chicago Bears! "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants" Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #114 August 31, 2007 What? you don't you have a kitty picture for too much masturbation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #115 August 31, 2007 At request of cochese....And because this just never gets old. Photo attached.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #116 August 31, 2007 Quote What? you don't you have a kitty picture for too much masturbation? Hmmmmm....sorta!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #117 August 31, 2007 QuoteAt request of cochese....And because this just never gets old. Photo attached. This one's better.... think of the puppies!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #118 August 31, 2007 I never knew that puppies were hatched from eggs underwater! Thank you so much for teaching me the lesson of the day I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #119 August 31, 2007 Why does that last one look all bukkake? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redwings 0 #120 August 31, 2007 Why is the sky blue? Why do baseball players grab their crotch every opportunity they get?Why don't you just go to the police station in a red clown suit and let everybody know what we're doing here? I have a phobia for moobs. Thanks, youknowwhoyouare. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #121 August 31, 2007 I am by no means the expert and have no idea why the sky is blue, for this you'll have to wait for Bolas...As far as the baseball players, I beleive this is due to them wanting to see just how much their junk has shrank as a result of steroid abuse.I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #122 August 31, 2007 Where the hell is Shell's pussy?"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #123 August 31, 2007 How much should I charge per hour as a male prostitute?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #124 August 31, 2007 My tire is flat... I find a nail in it... Then, I realize the whole tire has been shredded... Discount Tire has a commercial that says "If you don't like our tires, please feel free to give it back." Can I throw their tire through the window and tell them to take it back? Will I get arrested? The old lady in the commercial had no problems, and they said "thank you" to her... I AM SO PISSED!!! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #125 August 31, 2007 Quote Did bolas really burn the negatives of those pictures? Negawhat? What are you blabbering about? Is this some sort of old timey thing? I've never heard of such thing. I have the digital pics saved. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
