Bolas 5 #151 September 4, 2007 QuoteI want to know why when the first car at an intersection turns right on red at a light, sometimes the bozo in the second car will not move up but just sit there, an entire car length away from the light until it changes? I also want to know why that bozo always has to be in front of me when I am running late? There are certain cultures and religions where they have an 11th commandment: "Thou shalt not move on red." One such group is the bozoapalians (bozos for short). They constantly try to recruit new members, especially teachers to spread their bozo message.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #152 September 4, 2007 QuoteWhere are my hotel receipts from last week? Dude, you should have seen the confused look on that stripper's face when she emptied her G-string.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #153 September 4, 2007 QuoteThis is cool ! Sort of like a Bolas Dr. Phil !!! Question: What make Bolas such a ledgendary skydiver ? 2fat2fly's answer is correct. QuoteThe legend of Bolas has very little to do with skydivingStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #154 September 4, 2007 Quote Dear Bolas, Why do you go low on most skydives? I don't go low, ya'll just can't keep up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #155 September 4, 2007 You're behind. Catch up please. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #156 September 4, 2007 Quote You're behind. Catch up please. I've answered every question addressed to me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #157 September 5, 2007 Bolas, Whay is swedishcelt worried about your behind?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #158 September 5, 2007 Will my back feel better by Saturday so that I can go to The Farm?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #159 September 5, 2007 Quote Will my back feel better by Saturday so that I can go to The Farm? No, if I can't go... you can't go! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #160 September 5, 2007 You're getting cocky now that you can finally walk past a magnet without fearing for your life, aren't you. You know, if you feel good enough to post-there's probably some cooking or cleaning that you should be doing. Remember-it's all about consistancy I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #161 September 5, 2007 You don't want to live do you?? Calling Liz now... Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #162 September 5, 2007 Quote You don't want to live do you?? Calling Liz now... Everyone likes a little tail - just not a tattletailI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #163 September 5, 2007 Who are you??? Do I know you??? Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #164 September 5, 2007 Quote Who are you??? Do I know you??? According to you last year - I am your future ex boyfriend.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #165 September 5, 2007 Must have been a LONG time ago... since you have not responded to a post to you in about a year or so!! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2fat2fly 0 #166 September 10, 2007 A multi parter Will my flight to Reno be on time tomorrow, will my luggage be on teh same flight I'm on, will my coworkers remember to leave my credentials at the hotel so that I can get in to the races, and is anything cooler than watching the National Championship Air Races?I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 221 #167 September 10, 2007 Quote Must have been a LONG time ago... since you have not responded to a post to you in about a year or so!! Not true . . . If they are worthy.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #168 September 11, 2007 Quote Not true . . . If they are worthy. Took you long enough to come up with this one... must take awhile! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #169 August 10, 2008 QuoteBolas, Whay is swedishcelt worried about your behind? Catching up: She's scared of gas leaks.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #170 August 10, 2008 QuoteWill my back feel better by Saturday so that I can go to The Farm? Only if you drink heavily this week.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #171 August 10, 2008 Quote A multi parter Will my flight to Reno be on time tomorrow, will my luggage be on teh same flight I'm on, will my coworkers remember to leave my credentials at the hotel so that I can get in to the races, and is anything cooler than watching the National Championship Air Races? This question no longer has any relevance and also you are gloating. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #172 September 30, 2008 So, if magnets are bad for any type of computer related items why is it that on my blackberry case it has some sort of magnets to keep the case closed?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #173 September 30, 2008 Quote So, if magnets are bad for any type of computer related items why is it that on my blackberry case it has some sort of magnets to keep the case closed? Because a blacberry is a yummy fruit, not a computer silly. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jclalor 12 #174 September 30, 2008 What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #175 September 30, 2008 Quote What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? (African) 111.050 km/hrStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
