anthonyfellows 0 #26 January 21, 2009 QuoteQuoteI'm married. We do practice s&m - she sleeps & I masturbate. Consider that line stolen Note to self: Never get married.Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #27 January 21, 2009 I dont believe in marriage... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 851 #28 January 21, 2009 How youuuuu dooooin? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #29 January 21, 2009 Quote How youuuuu dooooin? I am doing good....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #30 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I'm married. We do practice s&m - she sleeps & I masturbate. Consider that line stolen In yer case it's small & mockery ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #31 January 21, 2009 Why don't you believe in it? It's pretty dang real to me! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #32 January 21, 2009 QuoteWhy don't you believe in it? It's pretty dang real to me! People think they have to get married because that is the next step in the relationship. If the relationship is working and both people are happy why try to fix something that doesn't need to be fixed?TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #33 January 21, 2009 It was rhetorical. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #34 January 21, 2009 Quote I'm married. We do practice s&m - she sleeps & I masturbate. and here I thought I was the only one! CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 January 21, 2009 People think they have to get married because that is the next step in the relationship. "PEOPLE" don't think that... Women do! "Tick Tick Tick..." ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #36 January 21, 2009 Quote It was rhetorical. next time I will know that when you as k a question it is rhetorical....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #37 January 21, 2009 Quote People think they have to get married because that is the next step in the relationship. "PEOPLE" don't think that... Women do! "Tick Tick Tick..." I don't think that way...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote People think they have to get married because that is the next step in the relationship. "PEOPLE" don't think that... Women do! "Tick Tick Tick..." I don't think that way... Neither does my wife... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #39 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I'm married. We do practice s&m - she sleeps & I masturbate. and here I thought I was the only one! Not by a long shot. I'm my wife's hero in bed, but lately it's been more of the S&M thing with her halfway through her pregnancy."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #40 January 21, 2009 Toughest part about being a hero in bed...hurts like hell when they pin the medals on! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #41 January 21, 2009 Last woman I went to bed with liked it rough and tumble...I shoulda got a Purple Heart. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anthonyfellows 0 #42 January 21, 2009 Quote I dont believe in marriage... Now you're my hero!Serious relationships turn into work after a few weeks and I already got a fucking job :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ H.A.F. = Hard As Fuck ... Goddamn Amateurs Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #43 January 21, 2009 She's been a hero of mine for some time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #44 January 21, 2009 Quote Last woman I went to bed with liked it rough and tumble...I shoulda got a Purple Heart. Sounds like ya got a Purple SOMETHING anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #45 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote Last woman I went to bed with liked it rough and tumble...I shoulda got a Purple Heart. Sounds like ya got a Purple SOMETHING anyway! TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #46 January 21, 2009 Quote I could sure use a hero in my bed right now to cheer me up. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #47 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I could sure use a hero in my bed right now to cheer me up. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave I am sure the hero would relax her so she could study and pass her test...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #48 January 21, 2009 Quote I dont believe in marriage... Oh, it's real; I've seen what it has done to some of my friends; The horror, the horror!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #49 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I dont believe in marriage... Oh, it's real; I've seen what it has done to some of my friends; The horror, the horror! it works for some people and not for others...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #50 January 21, 2009 Quote Quote I could sure use a hero in my bed right now to cheer me up. Wouldn't he be kinda lonely there while you're studying for your test? You ARE studying, right? Blues, Dave Well I gotta take a break every now and then so my head doesn't explode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
