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BillyVance 34
I'd just pay Banesanura to tie him up and whip his ass.
QuoteThe only way to deal with a violent person like that is to get a couple of your buddies and proceed to bang, bash, bat, batter, belt, box, break, bruise, buffet, cane, castigate, clout, club, collide, crush, cudgel, drub, flagellate, flail, flog, hammer, hit, knock, lambaste, lash, lick, maltreat, mash, maul, pelt, pound, pummel, punch, punish, ram, rap, slap, slug, smack, spank, strike, swat, thrash, thresh, thump, thwack, trounce, wallop, whale, and whip the crap out of him.
Show him that violence should not be tolerated for any reason or in any form.
Too funny considering you're suggesting violence. Assaulting someone to teach them a lesson or for revenge is a bad idea and will only serve to further escalate the problem. Defending oneself is a completely different story.
QuoteToo funny considering you're suggesting violence. Assaulting someone to teach them a lesson or for revenge is a bad idea and will only serve to further escalate the problem. Defending oneself is a completely different story.
*** I think we're all overlooking the warm hug/I love you man method. There's almost nothing a violent, beligerant drunk appreciates more than genuine affection. When he sobers up, everything will be alright and he'll never do it again.John Wright
World's most beloved skydiver
The111 1
Quotesorry but he explained it rather well in the beginning as to who was drunk and who wasnt ...but there were at least 7 or 8 posts AFTER that with people asking who was drunk and who hit who...wholly shit paying attention isnt that hard.
The initial post was edited by the author 27 minutes after it was made. In those 27 minutes, 16 people replied (before the edit). Including the 7 to 8 you are calling dumbasses. It's pretty clear the post was not so easy to interpret before the edit was made. If paying attention isn't that hard, why didn't you notice this simple fact, documented clearly at the end of the first post?
Quoteand then the drunk person attacked the driver...most likely because he has a drinking problem.
The drunk person didn't approve of the driver's drinking problem? Am I not "wholly" paying attention... or is it possible the vague wording of your sentence leaves two possible interpretations?
QuoteQuoteThe only way to deal with a violent person like that is to get a couple of your buddies and proceed to bang, bash, bat, batter, belt, box, break, bruise, buffet, cane, castigate, clout, club, collide, crush, cudgel, drub, flagellate, flail, flog, hammer, hit, knock, lambaste, lash, lick, maltreat, mash, maul, pelt, pound, pummel, punch, punish, ram, rap, slap, slug, smack, spank, strike, swat, thrash, thresh, thump, thwack, trounce, wallop, whale, and whip the crap out of him.
Show him that violence should not be tolerated for any reason or in any form.
Too funny considering you're suggesting violence. Assaulting someone to teach them a lesson or for revenge is a bad idea and will only serve to further escalate the problem. Defending oneself is a completely different story.
You do know what irony is, don't you? It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.
The111 1
QuoteYou do know what irony is, don't you? It wasn't meant to be taken seriously.
Maybe your irony would have been more clearly detected if you used a longer list of violent verbs?



Missing deadpan sarcasm on the internet tends to happen and to patronize someone for doing so is a bit toolish.
Eh, it's all that were listed in the Merriam-Webster online thesaurus. Copy & paste makes it really easy. Did you know that the word "thesaurus" does not appear in the online thesaurus? Now THAT is irony!
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.
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Did you know that the word "thesaurus" does not appear in the online thesaurus? Now THAT is irony!
What's a synonym for thesaurus?
QuoteQuote
Did you know that the word "thesaurus" does not appear in the online thesaurus? Now THAT is irony!
What's a synonym for thesaurus?
the similar word book.
QuoteQuote
Did you know that the word "thesaurus" does not appear in the online thesaurus? Now THAT is irony!
What's a synonym for thesaurus?
What's a synonym for synonym?
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.
The only way to deal with a violent person like that is to get a couple of your buddies and proceed to bang, bash, bat, batter, belt, box, break, bruise, buffet, cane, castigate, clout, club, collide, crush, cudgel, drub, flagellate, flail, flog, hammer, hit, knock, lambaste, lash, lick, maltreat, mash, maul, pelt, pound, pummel, punch, punish, ram, rap, slap, slug, smack, spank, strike, swat, thrash, thresh, thump, thwack, trounce, wallop, whale, and whip the crap out of him.
Show him that violence should not be tolerated for any reason or in any form.
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.
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