SuFantasma 0 #1 January 18, 2009 So, a 22 yr old "lady" has put up her virginity up for auction. According to the media reports, there is a $3.7 million bid for the privilege of wiping out the label. Hmmmm..... This brings a whole new set of economics for martyrdom ! If I get 72 virgins for becoming a martyr and each virgin is worth $3.7MM then I can tap (pun intented) $266MM worth of capital. Hmmmm..... the whole thing is starting to make sense !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkTL 0 #2 January 18, 2009 How much do you think my virginity would go for?Live life with no regrets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #3 January 18, 2009 QuoteHow much do you think my virginity would go for? Hmmmm... how do you put a price on something that used to exist?Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypsin 0 #4 January 18, 2009 Only if you get female virgins... Commercial break is over, get your ass back to Comedy Central. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #5 January 18, 2009 I've got the Comedy Channel on in the background. The standup comic just said, "What good is having 72 virgins? How about 72 slutty broads who know what the hell they're doing?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #6 January 18, 2009 Yep.... lots of 72 virgin jokes in the Comedy Channel ! Check out Jeff Dunham's Achmed !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #7 January 18, 2009 "Silence! I kill you!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #8 January 18, 2009 Quote So, a 22 yr old "lady" has put up her virginity up for auction. According to the media reports, there is a $3.7 million bid for the privilege of wiping out the label. $3.7 million? She must be some fine looking virgin.Can't believe anyone would pay that kind of money for that. I'll be amazed if the sale actually takes place. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkTL 0 #9 January 18, 2009 I wonder if there is a refund if you dont enjoy it..Live life with no regrets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypsin 0 #10 January 18, 2009 She is good looking but not 3.7m-good-looking... http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/ You can have a week-long orgy for a fraction of her cost... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #11 January 18, 2009 QuoteShe is good looking but not 3.7m-good-looking... http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/ You can have a week-long orgy for a fraction of her cost... If she is a virgin, then I am a swooper !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypsin 0 #12 January 18, 2009 For the right amount of $$$, anyone can be a virgin: http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html That would be so fucked up lol - "I payed 3.7m and all I got is this shitty 4k hymenoplasty" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #13 January 18, 2009 QuoteFor the right amount of $$$, anyone can be a virgin: http://www.revirgination.net/hymenrepair.html That would be so fucked up lol - "I payed 3.7m and all I got is this shitty 4k hymenoplasty" Capitalism: excellent return on investment.... "Rinse, Lather, Repeat"Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #14 January 18, 2009 Quote I wonder if there is a refund if you dont enjoy it.. I never enjoy getting ripped off. From looking at her pictures, I'd say she's already been plucked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #15 January 18, 2009 QuoteShe is good looking but not 3.7m-good-looking... http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/ You can have a week-long orgy for a fraction of her cost... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #16 January 18, 2009 Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you! For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #17 January 18, 2009 Quote Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you! For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it. Damn, she is not a prostitute ... she just submitted an application to try out for the jobY yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hypsin 0 #18 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you! For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it. Damn, she is not a prostitute ... she just submitted an application to try out for the job Yeah, and she is charging an assload of money for an interview Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #19 January 18, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Now THERE'S a high-cost prostitute for you! For THAT money, I'd want someone who at least knows what they are doing and how to do it. Damn, she is not a prostitute ... she just submitted an application to try out for the job Yeah, and she is charging an assload of money for an interview Yeah, but the interviewer gets to ask some deep probing questions !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #20 January 18, 2009 Quote I'll be amazed if the sale actually takes place. One of these happened before, overseas... he paid an assload of money (GBP IIRC) and took her to a slutty hotel, did the deed and all was forgotten IIRC... the first one used ebay, not sure if the sale actually finished thru there tho edit: i stand corrected, the dude paid her, but didnt take the "services" Link to BBC story"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #21 January 18, 2009 Wonder if she got her student loans paid off?$22K U.S. is a lot of dough to pay for a roll in the hay with a virgin, but no where near $3.7 million. As much as someone might want to be with a virgin, and as cool as virginity is, paying for it like that . . .It wouldn't mean anything to me.For that much money, she better cook him a good breakfast too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #22 January 18, 2009 do they get to raw dog it, or do they have to wear condoms?? either way, pretty excessive..."I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #23 January 18, 2009 what happened to losing this in high school!! I got some about 25 years ago and it cost me a 6 pack, a dime bag and promising I would love her forever... the prices have really gone up!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #24 January 18, 2009 Quote She is good looking but not 3.7m-good-looking... http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/ You can have a week-long orgy for a fraction of her cost... The Gem of the comments section: bassbus Says: December 21st, 2008 12:10 PM How about ten bucks to go second? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #25 January 18, 2009 QuoteShe is good looking but not 3.7m-good-looking... http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/natalie-dylan-pic/ You can have a week-long orgy for a fraction of her cost... I'd tap that. And I wouldn't charge her near that much! Couple thousand would be plenty.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
