Bolas 5 #101 January 14, 2009 Quote That SOB wanted me to do a DVDA the other PM! I would have been a very DSO. WTF? MF cocksucker that I am, I blew his head off with a great BJ instead!-Caress DSO? We use that acronym at work but I'm guessing it means something else here. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #102 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky Do cougars wash their food like raccoons do? Can definitely see the purpose for the hot tub if so. Hmmmmm.... I think you're on to something. Are you saying its just my cougarific animal instinct to drink some wine and play in the jacuzzi first? Dip in a glass and sample the Tadpole Tea long after the body is cold and buried! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #103 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Dear Lord: Thank you for this luscious little tadpole which I am about to devour. Love - Lucky Do cougars wash their food like raccoons do? Can definitely see the purpose for the hot tub if so. Hmmmmm.... I think you're on to something. Are you saying its just my cougarific animal instinct to drink some wine and play in the jacuzzi first? Dip in a glass and sample the Tadpole Tea long after the body is cold and buried! Hey!!! No peeing in my jacuzzi!! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #104 January 14, 2009 dude this thread is nasty!! there was no option in the poll for because you had her hair wrapped up in your forearm bending her up like a question mark,and threw in a few donkey punches. so I didn't vote if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #105 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Because I never listen to their instructions on where their fucking G spot is. Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? About fucking time somebody caught the joke. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #106 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote >Because I never listen to their instructions on where their fucking G spot is. >Am I the first person to catch this? Billy did you say you never listen? lol, i saw that too....he's pretty funny for a guy who's hard of hearing... hard of hearing? I wish.... I'm FUCKING DEAF. Deafer than a doorknob. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #107 January 14, 2009 Because once again the 3xthumb length rule has failed again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #108 January 14, 2009 Quote http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw If I slept with her, I'd cry or hang myself. A gag would definately be required...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #109 January 14, 2009 maybe she was regretting the dirty sanchez... Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #110 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! Kinda puts that whole joe dirt movie scene into perspectice, doesn't it? "You're mah Sister! You're mah sister!"Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #111 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! Kinda puts that whole joe dirt movie scene into perspectice, doesn't it? "You're mah Sister! You're mah sister!"Yo...Gonzo...about the avatar....just think, another 20-30 pounds and you can start buyin' shirts in the men's department! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #112 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Oh come on, Skittles! What's the oldest chick you've ever nailed? 29. Sorry if I'm not bringing my A game to the forums today. It's not one of my better days. Don't apologize. You're doped up. No worries!! But only 29??? Hell, I'm old enough to be your mother!! Kinda puts that whole joe dirt movie scene into perspectice, doesn't it? "You're mah Sister! You're mah sister!" Yo...Gonzo...about the avatar....just think, another 20-30 pounds and you can start buyin' shirts in the men's department! I've already gained 15 lbs which is amazing for me!... Not fat either. The weird thing is that out of all the guys in my work section, I'm the skinniest, with a waist size of 30 still, yet I have the highest cholesterol... 210! I don't get it...By the way, did you get that package I sent you?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #113 January 14, 2009 By the way, did you get that package I sent you? No I didn't...but I'm tellin' ya right now~ The deal was for you first born HUMAN offspring, if you sent anything like the last six centaurs you shipped... you ain't ever getting yer soul back! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #114 January 14, 2009 Quote By the way, did you get that package I sent you? No I didn't...but I'm tellin' ya right now~ The deal was for you first born HUMAN offspring, if you sent anything like the last six centaurs you shipped... you ain't ever getting yer soul back! No, this was just out of the kindness of my heart...Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #115 January 14, 2009 This thread is weaksauce. ---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #116 January 14, 2009 Quote Because once again the 3xthumb length rule has failed again. but being a sensitive guy is important... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #117 January 14, 2009 Quote Quote Because once again the 3xthumb length rule has failed again. but being a sensitive guy is important... That picture would be great in a public service poster titled: "Why You Should NEVER Use Steroids" "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #118 January 14, 2009 Why does this song come to mind... http://www.bobrivers.com/player/lyrics.asp?SongID=1013 AH HA.. found the tune itself.. BWAHAHAHAHAHA http://www.bobrivers.com/player/player.asp?atype=tunes&ID=1013&Speed=4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #119 January 14, 2009 Quote This thread is weaksauce. Is that like assmilk? Just wondering. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SimonBones 1 #120 January 14, 2009 Quote Is that like assmilk? Just wondering. Careful you'll wake up Extreme Wade!108 way head down world record!!! http://www.simonbones.com Hit me up on Facebook Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EXTremeWade 0 #121 January 14, 2009 I will tell you why they cry... Imagine gauge three anal beads coming out during the orgasm. Feces spray everywhere. Sheets are all brown, shit smell in the air, and then when they cry, the anal glands secrete the ass milk. That sweet, sour stench tears them up just right. I bet a hot cup of that warm felch ought to cure them though. Hot pockets full of warm, milk ass chocolate makes the human do weird things. Like cry. Wade Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #122 January 14, 2009 I did NOT need that mental image, you sick fuck. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EXTremeWade 0 #123 January 14, 2009 Ladies...although I have exposed the truth behind your tears, I do have the remedy. Warm, butterscotch ass milk does the trick. They say, a warm glass of sweet milk will put the tummy to ease, but the butter-scotch ass milk I produce will make the anal glands rest the way you need…I spread love from all sectors. Crèmes, juices, and feces at your service… Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #124 January 14, 2009 Everyone - I'm so sorry. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #125 January 14, 2009 Quote Everyone - I'm so sorry. You owe us.... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
