Pokerstar 0 #26 January 13, 2009 Credit card got declined?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #27 January 13, 2009 condom broke? maybe she woke up?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #28 January 13, 2009 They realize that that was what you meant by "dinner and a movie." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #29 January 13, 2009 maybe she was laughing so hard at the size of your 'hung like a field mouse' penis that she started crying?"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #30 January 13, 2009 the guys performance was so bad!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #31 January 13, 2009 Quote the guys performance was so bad!? Was he doing riverdance or something after sex?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElJosh 0 #32 January 13, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yavx9yxTrsw If I slept with her, I'd cry or hang myself.DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #33 January 13, 2009 I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #34 January 13, 2009 Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. do you wanna feel guilty with me!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #35 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. do you wanna feel guilty with me!? Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #36 January 13, 2009 ...after they wake up, they realize the guy is gone leaving behind the chewed-off arm.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #37 January 13, 2009 See t-shirt. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 854 #38 January 13, 2009 a reasonable facsimile of Don Quipunch himself! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #39 January 13, 2009 Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Coreece 190 #40 January 13, 2009 Quote >I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. >>In other words you cry after sex. Thats Now I understand why you can't get a legit answer in Bonfire. EDIT Your secrets are the true reflection of who you really are... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #41 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #42 January 13, 2009 I dont think I have ever cried after sex, if anything I am panting in a sweaty heap, then at times I begin to laugh and smile and tickle him while he is down and defenslessmen are sweaty heaps longer, I guess I usually end up on the floor from tickle fights, or in the shower cleaning up for another go-Caress I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #43 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #44 January 13, 2009 Fuckin' relax man. It's a running thing between me and her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #45 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can handle mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location....TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #46 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location.... Are you trying to imply that I need to work my way up and you want to be part of my preparation? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 January 13, 2009 Quote And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me.for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location....Deedy, that's because I'm "Cougarific" and I could tear that tadpole ass up !! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #48 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location.... Are you trying to imply that I need to work my way up and you want to be part of my preparation? I think you need to work your way up ...but i am still way out of your league...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #49 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. You only wish. That almost sounds like a challenge to me. for some reason i dont think you can hand mcswervy even if she gave you the time,day, location....Deedy, that's because I'm "Cougarific" and I could tear that tadpole ass up !! I am sure you could do that...TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #50 January 13, 2009 Quote Quote Quote I voted for the "guilt" angle. Not that I've cheated, but sometimes when you've moved on too soon you can feel guilty, for a multitude of reasons. That is all. In other words you cry after sex. Thats I didn't say that, Tadpole. And I don't. It is just that I can relate to a feeling of guilt. No biggie. And if anyone's crying for their mommy after sex it is the tadpoles who can't handle a chick who is older and more experienced. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmQVWH9u8Xo Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
