Body facts

[LisaH 0]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb.)

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men reading this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[Txflier 0]

Hmm let me measure.

I'm not the rope totin charlie Bronson wanna be that's getting us fucking lost.

[photofly 0]

Big thumbs up to that

[d_squared431 0]

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It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb.)

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished now.

Men reading this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1
I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH
You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly

[SuFantasma 0]

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach
1) Tequila is much faster, avoid food.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb.)
2) Most vaginas in the US cannot support 3kg (6lbs), All that shaving has consequences!

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
3) I must infer that a thumb in a vagina can only get 1/3 of the work done

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
4) Written by someone who never had a swooping incident

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.
5) So does a woman's tongue , I've taken those beatings too

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
6) I am running for secretary of housing, my feet are affordable housing

Women blink twice as often as men.

7) Is that why they never use the turn signals ?

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
8) Never heard a woman say: "Caress my brain, it will only take you half the time"

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
9) Since I never stand still, I must have no muscles

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
10) Is that why porn stars spit on their hands before going in ?

Women reading this will be finished now.
Was my last commend THAT offensive?

Men reading this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.
I just started spitting on my thumb, you mean I don't get to try it ?

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"

[LisaH 0]

Be yourself!
MooOOooOoo

[ryoder 1,590]

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A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

...until he sees her naked.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[CSpenceFLY 1]

Damn, I need to stretch my thumbs.

[BIGUN 1,406]

Korea erected a monument to Bigun's Thumb in Seoul... It's even called, "Bigun's Thumb."

Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

[SuFantasma 0]

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Oh come on ! Be a Sport ! This is THE BONFIRE ... (Hugs)!

Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo".
- Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia"