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BillyVance

Chinese woman looking to get married

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If she is wealthy, this could be the girl I've been saving myself for!:ph34r:



Well, yeah... it could be like a role reversal of Anna Nicole Smith's marriage to that old-as-dirt millionaire. I don't even want to imagine it... :S
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If she's got that kind of cash, I'll blow the dust off the old broad and make her see god.



Well, yeah, but you'll need an entire tube of KY jelly. :DB|
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Maybe not. Didn't you say that you only needed 1/2 a tube for that guy you picked up in Bessimer?



Bessimer? There's no such town, you must have confused me with somebody else. :P
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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If she is wealthy, this could be the girl I've been saving myself for!:ph34r:



Well, yeah... it could be like a role reversal of Anna Nicole Smith's marriage to that old-as-dirt millionaire. I don't even want to imagine it... :S


Someone with a fear of heights asked an aerialist
how he could walk a tight rope.

He said it's just like getting a BJ from a 107 yo woman.


Everything is ok, as long as you don't look down.
:ph34r:

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