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Twoply

Vasectomy: Day 1

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Well, wasn't so bad.
The only part that hurt was when he pulled the vas deferens out. Ooo, that hurt for a second then he reshot me with whatever numbed it again.

It's been about 7 hours and I've got that ache that you get from being kicked in the cherries.

I'm icing constantly and am amazed how small Mike Jr gets in the presence of ice.

He actually prescribed percosets too!

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You have got to be kidding me.


And to think I was going to invite you and Logan out for sledding and hot chocolate tomorrow....but you're too busy making sure that you and that wife of yours can just hump from state to state across the country footloose and fancy free.

I'll leave you to explain that to Logan you selfish prick.

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I plan on getting myself fixed soon after my 2nd little girl is born. Don't want any more kids running around than that!



I have some vice-grips and a swiss army knife, and I'll be in your neighborhood next week, just lemme know if I can help!
Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.
--- The Dude ---

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they gave me something called ketamine. i had no awareness of what went on during my vasectomy, but i would do it again in a heartbeat. i wasn't too sore. i was and about later that day.




ahh, special k...

not that ive ever heard of it
"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly
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