Tuna-Salad 0 #1 January 8, 2009 Ok so spill the beans. Oh and on behalf of all guys here and myself, supply pictures where applicable. Everybody knows stories with pictures are much more fun.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 January 8, 2009 There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #3 January 8, 2009 Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. You too?!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #4 January 8, 2009 Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #5 January 8, 2009 I used to go to the bathroom at work. BUT we have autoflush toilets and it would throw off my concentration. The damn thing would flush everytime I got close. Since then- I've got a new slogan "Fuck Auto-Flush"Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #6 January 8, 2009 "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #7 January 8, 2009 Quote Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. You too?! And ceiling cat is creepy. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #8 January 8, 2009 Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #9 January 8, 2009 Were you watching Seinfield the other day? That episode was on, funny as crap much like some of these responses. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #10 January 8, 2009 Never actually, but there are several times when I could have been. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #11 January 8, 2009 Like I said...Fuck auto flush!!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #12 January 8, 2009 It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 January 8, 2009 Quote It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave How about how many female skydivers have been caught wanking on the Skyvan bench? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hungarianchick 0 #14 January 8, 2009 Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. I throw the cat out... "I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #15 January 8, 2009 Quote Quote It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave How about how many female skydivers have been caught wanking on the Skyvan bench? havent got to jump out of a skyvan yet.... but I know what seat I want! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caress 0 #16 January 8, 2009 Do you mean caught or interupted? I have been interupted several times. That moment looks just like on Ace Ventura 2 "Can you meet me outside in 10 minutes? If I dont finish my mantra I tend to get a little cranky." Alrighty bye bye then." If I was ever caught, it was by my hubby who said would you like this? and I say YUP! Otherwise I finish and thats that. I've learned.... That being kind is more important than being right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #17 January 8, 2009 Quote It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave What if it isn't a "Caught" and it is more along the lines of - helped . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 January 8, 2009 Quote Quote It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave What if it isn't a "Caught" and it is more along the lines of - helped . . . I figured the helping bit was sort of a given, but you gotta catch them first. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #19 January 8, 2009 Quote Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. You too?! Is that a pussy watching, or watching a pussy?So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #20 January 8, 2009 Hi Charlie, Well, go back a few years, like between '85 and 95' at Scare-us-Valley in one of the DC-3's (I think it was either Skips' Mike Alpha or Yon Aarvik's Hour Douglas. We get ready to head up to the wild blue and I go up front to hang out by the Pilot, co-pilot seats for take off, great view over the nose. Several lady skydivers park themselves on the floor in the area behind the co-pilot where he navigator's compartment used to be and then the fun began. The expressions on their faces were "PRICELESS!!!!" It seems that the floor "vibrates" just right there and you can figure out the rest!!!!!!!! What fun!!!!! "Aero-gasm!!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 January 8, 2009 Quote Quote It seems the ladies are shy. Perhaps you'd get more answers by asking everyone how many times they've caught a woman wanking. Blues, Dave How about how many female skydivers have been caught wanking on the Skyvan bench? You don't have to be obvious on the skyvan. It's not like you have to even use your hands. Just move the leg strap over a touch and let the vibrations do the rest... Not that I know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #22 January 9, 2009 Quote There needs to be a "I live alone so only the cat watches me" option. Hmmm... isn't that contradictory on itself... if you live alone , you wouldn't have a cat there ... or do you mean, a cat is not a living thing ... I am sooooo confused ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HeatherObscura 0 #23 January 9, 2009 How about how many female skydivers have been caught wanking on the Skyvan bench? guilty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
