Jeffwxyz 0 #1 January 6, 2009 Similarities between HP Canopies and Hot Women C = HP Canopy W = Hot Women C: Imagine two friends talking at the DZ. One is very experienced with canopy piloting and shares his wisdom. The other guy with only a little experience wants to jump a demo canopy. W: Imagine two friends talking at the bar. One is very experienced with women and shares his wisdom. The other guy with only a little experience wants to ask this woman out. C: Young men are drawn to them W: Young men are drawn to them C: Elliptical W: Hourglass C: “Dude, it has cool colors.” W: “Dude, she has beautiful hair.” C: 110 Sq.Ft. W: 110 Lbs. C: “You should have more experience before you jump something like that.” W: “You should have more experience before you get involved with someone like her.” C: “But dude, I’ve got Mad Skilz. I can handle it.” W: “But dude, I’ve got Mad Skilz. I can handle her.” C: “It will pound you in and break your bones.” W: “She will run off and break your heart.” C: “I know this model has hurt lot of men.” W: “I know she has hurt a lot of men.” C: “You won’t be able to jump for months or maybe never again.” W: “You won’t be able to be with one for months or maybe never again.” C: “Don't screw up, you will only get one chance with it.” W: “Don't screw up, you will only get one chance with her.” C: “But dude, it looks so fun to be under.” W: “But dude, she looks so fun to be around.” C: “It has a very fast acting and unforgiving response to bad inputs.” W: “She has a very fast acting and unforgiving response to bad inputs.” C: “You should get canopy piloting coaching.” W: “You should get relationship coaching.” C: "OK dude, your right." W: "OK dude, your right." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #2 January 6, 2009 C & W : Sooner or later you are going get spanked!! (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #3 January 6, 2009 They both cost a fortune and you can guarantee at some point you'll need to cutaway from the uncontrollable nightmare! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #4 January 6, 2009 Quote They both cost a fortune and you can guarantee at some point you'll need to cutaway from the uncontrollable nightmare! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
missg8tordivr 0 #5 January 6, 2009 Quote C & W : Sooner or later you are going get spanked!! Nice!*** F LORIDA! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #6 January 6, 2009 Quote They both cost a fortune and you can guarantee at some point you'll need to cutaway from the uncontrollable nightmare! ...and when ya do, better have a BIG-SOFT-STABLE back-up in easy reach. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 January 6, 2009 Twitchy/twitching = fun. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #8 January 7, 2009 I've never actually argued with my canopy.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
theonlyski 8 #9 January 7, 2009 W/C: sometimes you just want to demo them without committing to keeping them"I may be a dirty pirate hooker...but I'm not about to go stand on the corner." iluvtofly DPH -7, TDS 578, Muff 5153, SCR 14890 I'm an asshole, and I approve this message Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #10 January 7, 2009 W/C You only *think* you're in control."That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 January 7, 2009 owww - good one (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefal 0 #12 January 7, 2009 1. They're both a fun ride. 2. Even though your buddy's looks the same... you still want to jump her/it. BTW, I have argued with my canopy while it's opening... But just like my woman, it always seems to win. Oh I just thought of one more... When you first pull out and your W/C is going a little crazy, it's best to just not touch for a little while and let her settle down. "Ignorance is bliss" and "Patience is a virtue"... So if you're stupid and don't mind waiting around for a while, I guess you can have a pretty good life! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
taylor.freefall 0 #13 January 7, 2009 Quote Quote They both cost a fortune and you can guarantee at some point you'll need to cutaway from the uncontrollable nightmare! ...and when ya do, better have a BIG-SOFT-STABLE back-up in easy reach. LMAO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #14 January 8, 2009 Quote They both cost a fortune and you can guarantee at some point you'll need to cutaway from the uncontrollable nightmare! And somebody is going to charge you an arm and a leg to put everything back in the bag !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ravenhk 0 #15 January 8, 2009 spanking. Hmmmmpain is weakness leaving the body Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
