Scoop 0 #51 January 6, 2009 Quote Kinda the same fucked up way you guys spell Soccer: F o o t b a l l ... Please, don't even get me started! Us and the rest of the world call it football. Just because someone of very low intellect on your side of the pond decided that a boring game which comprises throwing the ball with your hands, falling over having gained 6 yards and then having a nice break for 5 minutes after all that streneous activity should be called, of course, FOOTball. What the hell! Thats like calling fishing lioning. Q "Why is it called lioning?" A "cos we hunt for fish" You lot are weird... face it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #52 January 6, 2009 Quote Quote Kinda the same fucked up way you guys spell Soccer: F o o t b a l l ... Please, don't even get me started! Us and the rest of the world call it football. Just because someone of very low intellect on your side of the pond decided that a boring game which comprises throwing the ball with your hands, falling over having gained 6 yards and then having a nice break for 5 minutes after all that streneous activity should be called, of course, FOOTball. What the hell! Thats like calling fishing lioning. Q "Why is it called lioning?" A "cos we hunt for fish" You lot are weird... face it! BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #53 January 6, 2009 >Oy - Dick van Dyke - naff orf. Blymee, wots awl this then bloke? ye shaggin Mary Poppins? wot a minx. Eye ear she's Supercalifragilisticexpealidocious she is.Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #54 January 6, 2009 Quote You lot are weird... face it! Two words: Blood Pudding. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #55 January 6, 2009 [shakes head] (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #56 January 6, 2009 Thats like calling fishing lioning. Q "Why is it called lioning?" A "cos we hunt for fish" How did it go... "Then when we kill the blimey fish we'll eat 'em with french fries...but since we hate the frogs too we'll call 'em CHIPS!" "Yeah capital plan mate, then roll the whole mess up in old newspapers!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #57 January 6, 2009 Quote Quote You lot are weird... face it! Two words: Blood Pudding. Which is the end result of 'smoking a fag' on THIS side of the pond! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #58 January 6, 2009 Quote Quote You lot are weird... face it! Two words: Blood Pudding. A few more: - Spotted Dick - Toad in the Hole"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #59 January 6, 2009 #1 By Blood pudding I take he means Black Pudding #2 Toad in the holes is the dogs bollocks (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #60 January 6, 2009 Quote #2 Toad in the holes is the dogs bollocks Some 'murkans have their dogs neutered as well, but they don't serve the spare parts for dinner."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #61 January 6, 2009 I'm not so sure about that - I've been to a McDonalds (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #62 January 6, 2009 Quote I'm not so sure about that - I've been to a McDonalds What???You weren't warned???"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #63 January 6, 2009 Nope - silly me (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #64 January 6, 2009 Quote Nope - silly me What part of 'nugget' don't you understand?! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #65 January 6, 2009 Quote "Then when we kill the blimey fish we'll eat 'em with french fries...but since we hate the frogs too we'll call 'em CHIPS!" "Yeah capital plan mate, then roll the whole mess up in old newspapers!" Brilliant Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 January 6, 2009 Quote I think that "I could care less" is supposed to be sarcastic, but people tend to say it without the proper inflection. As for "Buoy", it depends on which side of the pond it is floating onAnd, "aluminum" has four syllables I always wondered how or why they put that extra "I" in between the "n" and the "u". It's like they just like to randomly change the spelling at a whim. Oooh Loook I think I'll throw a "U" in that bugger, and, I SAY, I think an extra "I" would look quite dashing in that one, know what I mean?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #67 January 6, 2009 Quote Quote "Then when we kill the blimey fish we'll eat 'em with french fries...but since we hate the frogs too we'll call 'em CHIPS!" "Yeah capital plan mate, then roll the whole mess up in old newspapers!" Brilliant "Then we'll wash it down with hot beer!" ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 January 6, 2009 Quote Quote Kinda the same fucked up way you guys spell Soccer: F o o t b a l l ... Please, don't even get me started! Us and the rest of the world call it football. Just because someone of very low intellect on your side of the pond decided that a boring game which comprises throwing the ball with your hands, falling over having gained 6 yards and then having a nice break for 5 minutes after all that streneous activity should be called, of course, FOOTball. What the hell! Thats like calling fishing lioning. Q "Why is it called lioning?" A "cos we hunt for fish" You lot are weird... face it! So by your analysis . . . Rugby would be all the players having fun down on the rug, maybe a nice afghan one, in the parlor? I bet all those guys Love Love Love you in that striped outfit and when you are in the scrum.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #69 January 6, 2009 Quote I bet all those guys Love Love Love you in that striped outfit and when you are in the scrum. Rugby is a place you dork Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #70 January 6, 2009 Quote "Then we'll wash it down with hot real beer!" Just helping you out with some facts. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #71 January 6, 2009 Quote"Then when we kill the blimey fish we'll eat 'em with french fries...but since we hate the frogs too we'll call 'em CHIPS!" Um no one would use "blimey" in that way. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,532 #72 January 6, 2009 Quote Um no one would use "blimey" in that way Dropzone.com had a thread and Word use in a post there was read and The Brit guy objected But others reflected Blimey that guy is a pedant Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #73 January 6, 2009 and that would be the correct use of the word.... The earlier use was not. Blimey, don't you people know anything? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piahenzi 0 #74 January 6, 2009 I must say... this is the funniest thread I have read on BF....ever.... great minds (if unbelievably underutilized given the time you all appear to have), live here.. thank you! I needed the LOL today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #75 January 6, 2009 Quote I must say... this is the funniest thread I have read on BF....ever.... great minds (if unbelievably underutilized given the time you all appear to have), live here.. thank you! I needed the LOL today. Hey if you ever met a few of them you would realize they were funny LOOKING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
