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FlyingJ

How did you start your New Year?

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I started off by driving home drunk from the DZ, then picking up a hooker somewhere. After that we went to a crack motel and did a few lines before having unprotected sex. About 5 minutes later I dropped the hoe back off in the general area I found her in then proceeded to go to Waffle House for the best meal I'd had in years. After that the rest got a little hazy.
Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night.

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I was on line with my honey just after the New Year was official. :$

Was up at 7 a.m. packing the truck and on the road by 8 a.m. on New Year's Day. I felt like I just had to be back in my own home on the first day of the year.

Made it from Atlanta to Bryan, TX in 12.5 hours (and that included gas, food and potty breaks!). Best trip time ever!:)
Beautiful drive. Very little traffic on New Year's Day. I'll have to do that from now on! ;)

Nina

Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz)
Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance

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