Funny Things Said by Police

[ryoder 1,590]

Oh, man that reminds me of the time I ran out of gas a few miles from town just around dusk.
My bladder was ready to burst, to the first thing I did was go around behind the car to remedy that problem.
Right in midstream, a curious cop pulled in sweeping his spotlight across my car.

So I'm making a mess of my pants trying to shove everything back in as he jumps out of the car.

Cop: "What are you doing back there?!"

Me: "Uh. ..taking a leak."

Well, he was cool about it and even gave me a lift to the nearest gas station to get a can of gas, then brought me back to the car.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[popsjumper 2]

Sometimes cops can be real dickwads.

We teens had a hangout out in the woods. Great beer-drinking, car racing and general hell-raising place while bothering nobody.

One night me and my buddy got there early...first ones there...and popped some tops while sitting in the car with doors open blastin' the radio.

Damn! A cop pulls up right in front of us and busts both of us for minor-in-possession. We go to jail and they call the folks to come pick us up.

Now the dickwad part:
My mama walks in with a neighbor lady in tow and the cop tells her, "We caught your son in a Lover's Lane with another boy."

I went ballistic. Told that dickwad all kinds of shit about his mama, his daddy, his dog, his cat, etc.


My mama and the neighbor lady just sat staring at me with gaping mouths.
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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[shropshire 0]

There is such a thing as protesting TOO much

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[mpuettman 0]

I got stopped on the interstate once for "speeding while impeding the flow of traffic."
Those were his exact words...! He finally realized how dumb that sounded and didn't give me a ticket.

[futuredivot 0]

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Cop shines his flashlight in the window

Chariots had windows?

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[ryoder 1,590]

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One night me and my buddy got there early...first ones there...and popped some tops while sitting in the car with doors open blastin' the radio.
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My mama walks in with a neighbor lady in tow and the cop tells her, "We caught your son in a Lover's Lane with another boy."

You were listening to "Village People", weren't you?

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[airtwardo 7]

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Cop shines his flashlight in the window

Chariots had windows?

Yeah...and the centurions had lanterns.

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~