SuFantasma 0 #1 December 30, 2008 Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #2 December 30, 2008 Dude, the minute McDonald's lost that suit to the idiot who burned themselves on hot coffee, the collective intelligence of the US dropped. Don' t you know that we have to be protected from ourselves here in the US of A? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEXX56 0 #3 December 30, 2008 oh god thanks for reminding me of that commercial where the two women are talking about that and then an old lady buts in says she has one too. and im pretty sure most people would keep it out of a child's reach, and the choking hazard i think is if you try to replace the battery Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #4 December 30, 2008 That commercial was for this product. I mean, seriously, old women masturbating is one thing, but old women fucking? That's just sick. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #5 December 30, 2008 Quote That commercial was for this product. I mean, seriously, old women masturbating is one thing, but old women fucking? That's just sick. yeah, and those old men fucking....ewwwwww Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #6 December 30, 2008 QuoteDude, the minute McDonald's lost that suit to the idiot who burned themselves on hot coffee, the collective intelligence of the US dropped. Don' t you know that we have to be protected from ourselves here in the US of A? You mean the "idiot" who suffered third-degree burns on her legs, butt, and groin, was hospitalized for 8 days, needed skin grafts, followed by two years of treatment because the coffee was brewed and served at a scalding temperature? Yeah really, what a moron. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEXX56 0 #7 December 30, 2008 QuoteThat commercial was for this product. I mean, seriously, old women masturbating is one thing, but old women fucking? That's just sick. yeah but whenever i hear of vibrating Trojan condom items i think of that commercial Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #8 December 30, 2008 Quote Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #9 December 30, 2008 QuoteQuoteDude, the minute McDonald's lost that suit to the idiot who burned themselves on hot coffee, the collective intelligence of the US dropped. Don' t you know that we have to be protected from ourselves here in the US of A? You mean the "idiot" who suffered third-degree burns on her legs, butt, and groin, was hospitalized for 8 days, needed skin grafts, followed by two years of treatment because the coffee was brewed and served at a scalding temperature? Yeah really, what a moron. Yep, that one. By the way, at trial, it was revealed that company execs deliberately suppressed (not just ignored) an internal memo warning that studies showed the coffee was dangerously hot and served in cups that tended to pop open easily, specifically in order to avoid the extra costs of using more spill-resistant cups & lids and a higher grade of coffee that still tasted good when brewed at lower temperatures. That evidence really endeared the company to the jury, and they reflected it in the size of their verdict. And even then, the trial judge still took it upon himself to reduce the size of the verdict award. Of course, most people don't know any of that, 'cause it ain't the sexy part of the lawyer-bash. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #10 December 30, 2008 There are times when lawyers don't deserve to be bashed, but not many. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #11 December 30, 2008 Chris, for a long time I've had a personal policy of not rising to the bait at lawyer-bashing, which means there have been many, many times when I've read a lawyer-bash from you and just let it go instead of answering you back. This will be one of them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #12 December 30, 2008 Best not to get involved in a loosing battle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #13 December 30, 2008 Who would have thought that placing a container of a boiling hot liquid between your legs was risky? More so driving a car??? she was a fucking idiot and deserved nothing...and now McDeath customers get lukewarm coffee. brilliant. we need more attorneys to sap money out of corporations. life is risky - it helps to be smart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #14 December 30, 2008 Quote Who would have thought that placing a container of a boiling hot liquid between your legs was risky? More so driving a car??? she was a fucking idiot and deserved nothing...and now McDeath customers get lukewarm coffee. brilliant. we need more attorneys to sap money out of corporations. life is risky - it helps to be smart. +1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #15 December 30, 2008 Quote Quote Who would have thought that placing a container of a boiling hot liquid between your legs was risky? More so driving a car??? she was a fucking idiot and deserved nothing...and now McDeath customers get lukewarm coffee. brilliant. we need more attorneys to sap money out of corporations. life is risky - it helps to be smart. +1 Um, she wasn't driving the car. She was the passenger and the car wasn't even moving when the coffee was spilled. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #16 December 30, 2008 So as long as you aren't operating a vehicle, it's smart to place boiling liquids between your legs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,998 #17 December 30, 2008 >You mean the "idiot" who suffered third-degree burns on her legs, butt, and >groin, was hospitalized for 8 days, needed skin grafts, followed by two years of >treatment because the coffee was brewed and served at a scalding temperature? Well, at least it wasn't an idling chainsaw that she put between her legs. If if had been, the poor, unwitting woman might have been even more seriously injured through no fault of her own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #18 December 30, 2008 Quote >You mean the "idiot" who suffered third-degree burns on her legs, butt, and >groin, was hospitalized for 8 days, needed skin grafts, followed by two years of >treatment because the coffee was brewed and served at a scalding temperature? Well, at least it wasn't an idling chainsaw that she put between her legs. If if had been, the poor, unwitting woman might have been even more seriously injured through no fault of her own. I never said it wasn't her fault, at least partly. Coffee should be hot, but it shouldn't require skin grafts if you *accidentally* spill it on yourself. It's pretty impressive that you guys have never accidentally spilled anything hot on yourself before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #19 December 30, 2008 I have. Therefore I know better than to place said items between my legs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #20 December 30, 2008 I'm sure that everybody has spilled something on themselves, but not everybody is so sue happy that they can't take responsibility for their own actions. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #21 December 30, 2008 I've been burned by hot grease also but I didn't sue the hog farmer or the company that made the stove. If there was anything about being a lawyer that included actually getting to the truth or doing what was right I would not have such a dim view of them. However being a lawyer is more about winning then it is truth or right. They get paid because they learned to play a game that they are constantly changing the rules to. I their defense though, it's not just the lawyers. It's the system that allows this to be. And who guides this system you may ask. Yep, it's all the llawyers that write all the laws with all the loopholes that make it possible to be on the wrong side and still win. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuckakers 425 #22 December 30, 2008 The part that stood out to me was that it vibrates for 20 minutes. Damn thing would keep me awake. Chuck Akers D-10855 Houston, TX Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #23 December 30, 2008 Quote Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 You're right. It could be a choking hazard for all ages!/\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 December 30, 2008 Quote http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 You're right. It could be a choking hazard for all ages!Imagine calling 9-1-1. "Yeah, my girlfriend is choking on a vibrating cock ring!". That would definitely make the year end clips!!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #25 December 30, 2008 That's almost as good as the person who got the vibrator stuck in his arse and went to the ER. They asked if he wanted it taken out or if they just wanted new batteries... ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
