hollypocket 0 #26 December 30, 2008 Quote Quote http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 You're right. It could be a choking hazard for all ages! Imagine calling 9-1-1. "Yeah, my girlfriend is choking on a vibrating cock ring!". That would definitely make the year end clips!! Hahahaa, maybe I'll do it just for the hell of it! (not the choking... the phone call!!)/\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #27 December 30, 2008 Quote That's almost as good as the person who got the vibrator stuck in his arse and went to the ER. They asked if he wanted it taken out or if they just wanted new batteries... Just a wall plug in please, thanks. Continuous without running out of energy... much better!/\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 2,991 #28 December 30, 2008 >Coffee should be hot, but it shouldn't require skin grafts if you >*accidentally* spill it on yourself. ?? You can kill yourself quite easily if you ACCIDENTALLY hit a bridge pillar with your car. Who would you sue then? Isn't being killed by a supposedly safe car worse than being burned by coffee? >It's pretty impressive that you guys have never accidentally spilled >anything hot on yourself before. So far I've spilled battery acid, boiling water, molten solder and trichlor on myself. Left some pretty awesome scars in at least one case. Oddly, I did not sue anyone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #29 December 30, 2008 But I bet you could get a lawyer to make a case for either one of those things. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #30 December 30, 2008 Solder is my least favorite. Can't do a damn thing until it cools down and solidifies! that seems to take longer than I would like.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #31 December 30, 2008 If you get the right lawyer you could have your own warning label. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #32 December 30, 2008 My all time favorite is still the label on Bic lighters- "Warning! Contains flammable gas under pressure" No shit. Where else would the flame come from. "There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #33 December 30, 2008 Don't they also say "keep away from face"? WTF??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #34 December 30, 2008 My favorite was on a push lawn mower and said "Not to be used for trimming hedges" with a little picture of hands holding a mower in the air. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #35 December 30, 2008 Desiccants - DO NOT EAT Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 801 #36 December 31, 2008 but I like Rock Candy! Warning Labels More Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #37 December 31, 2008 Quote ...and now McDeath customers get lukewarm coffee. That doesn't matter to me, why does it bother you? Wait! Are you saying you go to..."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #38 December 31, 2008 "not for sale in AL, CO, GA, KS, LA, MS, TX or VA" WTF? I didn't even want one until I read that. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #39 December 31, 2008 Quote Desiccants - DO NOT EAT "Mmm...Dessicants!""There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #40 December 31, 2008 Did you guys notice this link?? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/FreeSample.aspx I wonder how many @dropzone.com email addresses this website will now get..... BTW - you can't get the vibrating cock ring one as part of the promotion.... not that I would know.. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #41 December 31, 2008 Too bad you only get one rubber. Thats not even worth filling out all those lines!BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hollypocket 0 #42 January 2, 2009 QuoteToo bad you only get one rubber. Thats not even worth filling out all those lines! Some guys wait all year tho!....birthdays are very important\\> Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #43 January 2, 2009 Quote Quote Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #44 January 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Ok, Am I reading this correctly? The Trojan Ring has warning labels advising CHILDREN not to use it, and it may present a choking HAZZARD... WTF? http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=18 Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? Whatever you order, keep children away from them !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #45 January 2, 2009 Quote Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #46 January 2, 2009 Quote Quote Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check .........I'm innocent. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #47 January 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check ......... I'm innocent. Nah. You're not. Nice rubber bracelets. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #48 January 2, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Kudos for not putting the link to the "Magnum" sized vibrating ring. Some men aren't that secure. Here's that link in case anyone "needs" it! http://www.trojancondoms.com/Product/ProductDetails.aspx?ProductId=39 Thanks for saving me the time of trying to find that link. Now the only question... How many should I order? I don't know.... let's bump that dick thread again to double check ......... I'm innocent. Nah. You're not. Nice rubber bracelets. I have no idea what you are talking about. p.s. They're silicone. Rubber degrades and does funky stuff to your skin. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
