mamajumps 0 #1 December 24, 2008 http://www.theledger.com/article/20081224/NEWS/812240286/1410?Title=Woman_Accused_of_Biting_Hubby_s_Thingy_ DELTONA | Apparently, just saying no wasn’t good enough for a Deltona woman. According to reports on today’s Orlando Sentinel Web site, www.orlandosentinel.com, Charris Bowers, 27, of Deltona did not want to have sex with her husband, Delou Bowers, after the couple returned from a bar Friday night. While performing oral sex on her husband, she bit his most private of parts. According to the Sentinel, which quoted reports from the Volusia County Sheriff’s Office, Delou Bowers tried to stop his wife from biting him, but she continued. He punched her in the head and pushed her to the floor before she finally let go, arrest reports said. Charris Bowers tells a different story — two actually. First, she said she was on the couch when her husband walked over and put his penis in her mouth, the report said. She bit him to get him away from her. Later she told deputies her husband walked over with his penis exposed, and she bit it. In any case, the deputy saw the injury, photographed it then arrested Charris Bowers on a misdemeanor battery charge and took her to jail. A judge let her go home Sunday morning without posting bond. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #2 December 24, 2008 Hmmmm.... I wonder if he will be getting any when she gets out of jail Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #3 December 24, 2008 Quote Hmmmm.... I wonder if he will be getting any when she gets out of jail Oh it's worse than that. How could you ever trust her again?Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 December 24, 2008 Quote Oh it's worse than that. How could you ever trust her again? Just a suggestion: http://www.templeofthedemon.com/images/lecter0103.jpg"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #5 December 24, 2008 Quote Quote Hmmmm.... I wonder if he will be getting any when she gets out of jail Oh it's worse than that. How could you ever trust her again? If they end up still married, who's to say she won't go Loreno Bobbit on him next time if he's stupid enough to stick his wang in her face when she doesn't want it there? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #6 December 24, 2008 And heres me thinking i had it bad when i got smacked in the head for being drunk and belligerent.1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #7 December 24, 2008 Quote And heres me thinking i had it bad when i got smacked in the head for being drunk and belligerent. And that is just the beginning, dude. You're fucked. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #8 December 24, 2008 I like it when she bites it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #9 December 24, 2008 id be willing to bet you wouldnt like it if she chomped down with all she had! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #10 December 24, 2008 Shes a pussy, i can take it. 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #11 December 24, 2008 Quote id be willing to bet you wouldnt like it if she chomped down with all she had! I can see it now. Both are in the ER being questioned by police, Andy with his dick hanging by a thread and his wife with shards of broken beer bottles sticking out of her head! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #12 December 24, 2008 Only have cans tonight, and you can be sure id rip one of those in half and aim for the jugular 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #13 December 24, 2008 Quote Only have cans tonight, and you can be sure id rip one of those in half and aim for the jugular Ooooo, messy! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #14 December 24, 2008 Quote Quote id be willing to bet you wouldnt like it if she chomped down with all she had! I can see it now. Both are in the ER being questioned by police, Andy with his dick hanging by a thread and his wife with shards of broken beer bottles sticking out of her head! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #15 December 24, 2008 And I thought this was the story about the chick going all "can I smell yo dick?" on her guy... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc Enjoy! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Halfpastniner 0 #16 December 24, 2008 ya know that song wasnt half bad! BASE 1384 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #17 December 24, 2008 Quote ya know that song wasnt half bad! I know! The sad part of it is after I posted that link I can't get the friggin' song out of my head. :::: singing ::::: "can I smell yo dick?" Ugh. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #18 December 24, 2008 Quote :::: singing ::::: "can I smell yo dick?" Might want to watch where you sing that... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #19 December 24, 2008 Quote Quote :::: singing ::::: "can I smell yo dick?" Might want to watch where you sing that... Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #20 December 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote :::: singing ::::: "can I smell yo dick?" Might want to watch where you sing that... Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune! Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #21 December 25, 2008 Quote Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune! Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... I bet the word "thong" would be involved. :::: shudders at the thought ::::: Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #22 December 25, 2008 Quote Quote Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune! Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... I bet the word "thong" would be involved. :::: shudders at the thought ::::: Hmm... Maybe 3 words then. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #23 December 25, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Luckily, I'm at home now. And I bet YOU can make a silly drunk dial song out of that catchy little tune! Possibly, but I'd prolly change a word or two... I bet the word "thong" would be involved. :::: shudders at the thought ::::: Hmm... Maybe 3 words then. OMG - your poor drunk dial list! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #24 December 25, 2008 I wonder if mistletoe was involved in any way. That could answer Billy's question. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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