Bolas 5 #51 December 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote cant -I dont get off that many days off Corrected for you ! but I'd like to I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble finding someone to help you with that. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #52 December 23, 2008 Quote I call them mental health days. Hmmmm... the contemporary term is "Personal Time Off" Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #53 December 23, 2008 Yes, i actually have. It was at my previous job. I knew the owner's were off that day, so i called in to my assistant (who was cool as hell) and told her the truth. That i was staying at the dz for the day to be with my man. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #54 December 23, 2008 i think "family emergency" works pretty good too The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #55 December 23, 2008 Quote i think "family emergency" works pretty good too That's a touchy subject if you have to write obituaries for 60 million sperms ! Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #56 December 23, 2008 Quote i think "family emergency" works pretty good too Something came up. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LaRusic 0 #57 December 23, 2008 hmm, copy and paste really comes in useful i guess something came up awesome haha The Altitude above you, the runway behind you, and the fuel not in the plane are totally worthless Dudeist Skydiver # 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #58 December 23, 2008 Quote hmm, copy and paste really comes in useful i guess something came up awesome haha To and then , that is the question !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #59 December 23, 2008 Quote Quote i think "family emergency" works pretty good too Something came up. A guy calls into work and tells the clerk that he isn't coming in because he is sick. The clerk replies, "Well, you don't sound sick." The guy says, "I took off the morning because I'm having sex with my sister. Is that sick or what?" (Yeah... you're goin' straight to Hell if you repeat that joke) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billeisele 130 #60 December 23, 2008 in the electric utility business, when an overhead transformer explodes it can set the pole on fire one time we had a girl in the office say that she had to leave, why?, to go put out a pole fire, it was her boyfriend from the line crew on lunch break, he bet the guys on the crew he could get a quickie, ding-ding, $100 Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #61 December 23, 2008 I voted yes because I did call in sick a couple of times when the ex-husband and I were trying to get pregnant. Ovulation and all. And it was on the doctor's orders. But.... today would've been a good day to actually "call in horny" and stay in bed all day. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites