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apollard24

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cant -I dont get off that many days off [:/]:|

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Corrected for you ! :P



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but I'd like to :)
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I'm sure you wouldn't have any trouble finding someone to help you with that. :D


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Yes, i actually have. It was at my previous job. I knew the owner's were off that day, so i called in to my assistant (who was cool as hell) and told her the truth. That i was staying at the dz for the day to be with my man. :)


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i think "family emergency" works pretty good too ;)



Something came up. :|


A guy calls into work and tells the clerk that he isn't coming
in because he is sick.

The clerk replies, "Well, you don't sound sick."

The guy says, "I took off the morning because I'm having
sex with my sister. Is that sick or what?"

(Yeah... you're goin' straight to Hell if you repeat that joke)
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in the electric utility business, when an overhead transformer explodes it can set the pole on fire

one time we had a girl in the office say that she had to leave, why?, to go put out a pole fire, it was her boyfriend from the line crew on lunch break, he bet the guys on the crew he could get a quickie, ding-ding, $100 :P

Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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