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billeisele

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Dr. Phil would say: I find that some women respond to things based upon their own frame of reference regardless of reality



Hey, I put the winky face on there. YOU people need to learn to get the joke! :P


that is how I took it but some of these other people, well you just don't know :S
Give one city to the thugs so they can all live together. I vote for Chicago where they have strict gun laws.

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Before Christmas a few years ago we went to visit our old next door neighbors new house. Being a good catholic family they had a new kid every nine months and ten minutes. They now had a spinet piano on one end it had kids letter blocks spelling out "First Noel" or something like that . They were watching me play with them. I changed it to say "Fuck You ", thinking they would change it back.A while later we got our card from them all around the piano with the tree in the background too. I guess they never got around to changing the letters back. If I hadnt told them to look real close at the card they would never known and all the relatives didnt either.
I always liked the redneck telling his buddy about buying his wife a new washer and dryer for Christmas. "As soon as I git back from hunting with my new deer rifle and scope". Iam going to tie the new 50 feet of clothes-line tween the trees and pitch the old scrub board behind the barn to make room for her new one."
One time I took a snow shovel and wrapped paper tightly around the handle . I wrapped it also around the back of the blade. .I spaced the paper apart a little and taped it to the front side too., with a bow too. My wife held it up with a confused look on her face scratching her head. One guy that saw the picture actually said "Well what it?"

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And I don't think that video was funny. It was mean.



Oh please! The little brat probably in someway deserved it. I know my sister-in-laws three pieces of crotch fruit all could do with a triple-super-sized "Take Me To McDonald's Now" version of that for the next half-dozen Christmases and birthdays. It would teach them more about life than their loser mother ever did or ever could.
It wouldn't hurt you to think like a fucking serial killer every once in a while - just for the sake of prevention

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it is in the box, wrapped and ready to go, dog house here I come

siverized Cool Whip bowl, complete with legs and handles :ph34r:



:D:D

I guess I'll be meeting you in hell...:D
Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie.

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