Tuna-Salad 0 #1 December 17, 2008 This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #2 December 17, 2008 Quote This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes. I guess it depends on what jump tickets are going for these days... Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #3 December 17, 2008 from Craigslist ***BLONDE*** LONG HAIR MEDIUM BUILT BLUE EYES 36C INCALLS-100ROSES OUTCALLS-90ROSES (IN ORLANDO) 100ROSES (OUTSIDE OF ORLANDO) apparently 100 rosesYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #4 December 17, 2008 Quote I guess it depends on what jump tickets are going for these days... whoa!!! Is that a personal attack or an invitation??Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #5 December 17, 2008 Quote Quote I guess it depends on what jump tickets are going for these days... whoa!!! Is that a personal attack or an invitation?? Neither! Just my lame attempt to make Tater Salad laugh. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #6 December 17, 2008 2 rocks. NSFW http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyejhWpEFtY Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 December 17, 2008 ~ It varies, but I gotta tell ya...if it's more than a 20 pound bag of lime and a plastic mattress cover, there's a decision to be made! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #8 December 17, 2008 Always good to know that no matter how low I set the bar... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aresye 0 #9 December 17, 2008 It all depends on location. Your mom keeps changing her prices Skydiving: You either learn from other's mistakes, or they'll learn from yours. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarkTL 0 #10 December 17, 2008 Quote from Craigslist ***BLONDE*** LONG HAIR MEDIUM BUILT BLUE EYES 36C INCALLS-100ROSES OUTCALLS-90ROSES (IN ORLANDO) 100ROSES (OUTSIDE OF ORLANDO) apparently 100 roses her face would be priceless if you actually brought her 100 rosesLive life with no regrets Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #11 December 17, 2008 trade I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels. (see attachment) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #12 December 17, 2008 at this time of year... a cheesburger and a warm car... lol_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #13 December 17, 2008 Dude, that was the funniest muthahf%^kin clip I ever seen. Propecia- BwahahahaBeware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #14 December 17, 2008 Quote trade I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels. (see attachment) That's one way to weed out the undercover cops in Alabama. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 December 17, 2008 The price depends on the provision of a crack rock and if you want that sort of prostitute or not. The bonus gift is something that is typically not identified yet and penicillin runs away from screaming! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #16 December 17, 2008 And remember, the "hookers" with the good teeth are the undercover cops. Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #17 December 17, 2008 Quote Quote This figure is excluding all applicable fees and taxes. I guess it depends on what jump tickets are going for these days... That's three jump tickets for a foursome and one jump ticket for the video guy .....Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #18 December 17, 2008 Quote trade I suppose that it depends on the quality of the squirrels. (see attachment) Now since he was not (initially) offering cash, the proposed transaction was a barter, as opposed to a purchase. I wonder if that could be a loophole in anti-prostitution law. After all, the old dinner and a movie might also be interpreted as a barter."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #19 December 17, 2008 Quote And remember, the "hookers" with the good teeth are the undercover cops. The things you learn on this site. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bfilarsky 0 #20 December 18, 2008 Quote And remember, the "hookers" with the good teeth are the undercover cops. The Man Show's solution to figuring out if she's police is to ask her to come back to your place to do some nude pics. Not illegal, so police wouldn't bother with it. Once you get 'em in the car, then go have your fun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #21 December 18, 2008 Hi TS, Down on "the Boulevard" about average is $25.00 for a BJ. She has snaggle teeth "meth mouth' so the action can be interesting. Down in "the Murch" if you show $25.00 cash, they'll take your money, cut your throat and steel your shoes!! Whoever said the trip about teeth vs. no teeth is right!! View from a distance and don't get too close, the crabs jump 15 feet and swim upstream!!!!! PS, Cash only no tax but there's a re-bate for your recapable "Hot-rod gasket!!"SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peanut4040 0 #22 December 18, 2008 20 rubles-- trust me, I know some thingsIts a good day to LIVE, why puck up a good thing. There is no reply in aad section for. " hell no i would not put an AAD on my back" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #23 December 18, 2008 Should I worry about the crabs massing together and carrying me away too? Hmmm.. $25 When I think of all the jump tickets I could of bought.....Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #24 December 18, 2008 QuoteShould I worry about the crabs massing together and carrying me away too? Hmmm.. $25 When I think of all the jump tickets I could of bought..... Dude, don't do it! There's gotta be a ton of chicks that wanna bang a skydiver dude, right? I mean for free, of course!Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybill 22 #25 December 18, 2008 Hi Tuna, Don't know? 'Didn't get within crab range!!! Keep the windows rolled up and drive on!!SCR-2034, SCS-680 III%, Deli-out Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
