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Billy Vance has a secret...

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No, he definitely can't hear.

If he could, he would have already gone insane with my Abba and Widespread Panic back when I lived in Pell City.

Oh, and BTW, public notice, I am about to change my name here - this johndh1 sounds like a personalized tag on a Grand Am in like 1988.
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...and I'm not allowed to tell.

Damn the irony!!!



I bet he forgot to wrap his whopper and now the Dairy Queen is pregant.....with #2


DING DING DING!!! Good guess... you bastard... :D:D:D

Yep, she's 2 months along now. :)
I am SOOOO screwed...:P
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...and I'm not allowed to tell.

Damn the irony!!!



I bet he forgot to wrap his whopper and now the Dairy Queen is pregant.....with #2


DING DING DING!!! Good guess... you bastard... :D:D:D

Yep, she's 2 months along now. :)
I am SOOOO screwed...:P


Woohooo!! Congratulations Billy!! B|:)
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Congrats!

Are you gonna wait to find out if the room should be blue or pink, or are you going to peek? ;)



Actually, I have a bit of an interesting story...

Three days before my wife confirmed the pregnancy with a home test kit, our little girl came up to her and signed "mommy, baby" and hugged her tummy. My wife was puzzled but didn't think much of it, until the positive test. We were like, "whoa". :o

Then a month later she goes to mommy and signs "baby, boy". I guess we'll find out in another month or two if the sonogram gets a good peek... Being right the first time might have been a coincidence, but being right twice, well now... that would be a miracle. :)
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Congrats!

Are you gonna wait to find out if the room should be blue or pink, or are you going to peek? ;)



Actually, I have a bit of an interesting story...

Three days before my wife confirmed the pregnancy with a home test kit, our little girl came up to her and signed "mommy, baby" and hugged her tummy. My wife was puzzled but didn't think much of it, until the positive test. We were like, "whoa". :o

Then a month later she goes to mommy and signs "baby, boy". I guess we'll find out in another month or two if the sonogram gets a good peek... Being right the first time might have been a coincidence, but being right twice, well now... that would be a miracle. :)


That's freaky - in a good sort of way...

Congrats, Billy! :)
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billy, when i had two kids, many people with thre kids told me to stop. i was told that three kids is a huge difference from two. i was told that i will be outnumbered and i wou;d have to switch from man-to-man to zone defense. i didn't think it would be that must different. i was wrong. stop now. get a vasectomy and ask for ketamine. it will make it fun.


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billy, when i had two kids, many people with thre kids told me to stop. i was told that three kids is a huge difference from two. i was told that i will be outnumbered and i wou;d have to switch from man-to-man to zone defense. i didn't think it would be that must different. i was wrong. stop now. get a vasectomy and ask for ketamine. it will make it fun.



Oh yeah, believe me, I'm done after this one. I'm 41 now and the wife is 38. So how old are yours now?
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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...and I'm not allowed to tell.

Damn the irony!!!



I bet he forgot to wrap his whopper and now the Dairy Queen is pregant.....with #2


DING DING DING!!! Good guess... you bastard... :D:D:D

Yep, she's 2 months along now. :)
I am SOOOO screwed...:P


CONGRATS!!! :)
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5, 3, and 8 months. i was still able to get a tandem rating after the first, couldn't stay current after the second, and haven't jumped since the third was born. snip-snip. i did mine right after my last one was born, so the three days i couldn't have sex fell inside the four weeks she couldn't have sex.


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