mrwrong 0 #1 December 16, 2008 Hey you fucker..... Happy birthday, may you impregnate many women and jump a lot yet another year “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #2 December 16, 2008 happy birthday fucko!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jewels 0 #3 December 16, 2008 Happy day! I hope it's terrific.TPM Sister #102 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #4 December 16, 2008 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #5 December 16, 2008 Happy Birthday! Richard Bruner.... TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #6 December 16, 2008 Happy Birthday ya lil nut! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #7 December 17, 2008 Happy birthday! I am surprised I haven't received a drunk dial yet...I know he is drunk somewhere! DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #8 December 17, 2008 Happy Birthday Chris! Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Orchid 0 #9 December 17, 2008 en avance....Joyeux Anniversaire Christoph! Donner la fessée.....combien? "Love is doing small things with great love." Lacrosse: Legally beating men with sticks since 1492 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #10 December 17, 2008 What they said... Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #11 December 17, 2008 I'm hopping in here in a full body condom to wish you a Happy Birthday! I do not want to get pregnant! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #12 December 17, 2008 Happy Birthday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #13 December 17, 2008 Happy birthday! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #14 December 17, 2008 Quote Here's a few more for Christopher to get drunk on if he isn't already there! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
piisfish 140 #15 December 17, 2008 Quote Hey you fucker..... Happy birthday, may you impregnate many women and jump a lot yet another year the same, but without the impregnate part.... scissors beat paper, paper beat rock, rock beat wingsuit - KarlM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peej 0 #16 December 17, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUDDY! Advertisio Rodriguez / Sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluepill 0 #17 December 17, 2008 Happy BURPday BP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #18 December 17, 2008 thanks everyone! Quote may you impregnate many women and jump a lot yet another year maybe not so much impregnating, getting laid every now and then would suffice.. hey ladies, its your chance to shag a birthday-boy, go for it! Quote I hope it's terrific. terrific snow, yea, and a 5-mile hike to work.. Quote Richard Bruner.... i think tonight i'll slur even worse.. that one still cracks me up.. Quote have a couple on me, i sure as hell will Quote ya lil nut! i thought you were the midget around here, or as shropshire would say, "normal sized".. Quote I am surprised I haven't received a drunk dial yet...I know he is drunk somewhere! michael posted that around midnight, so it was your tuesday, i'll get drunk tonight, you might become a target based upon that post.. Quote combien? according to the squeaky guy, i'm a 15yrs old dude in a 34yrs trapped in a 34yrs mans body now. well, actually a 34yrs old lesbian woman trapped in a mans body.. Quote I'm hopping in here in a full body condom to wish you a Happy Birthday! I do not want to get pregnant! i'm careful honey, i'll pull out! Quote Quote Here's a few more for Christopher to get drunk on if he isn't already there! thanks mate, thats much more like it, that scottish git obviously doesnt know how to party hardy and do it right! again, to the ones i havent quoted, thanks for your wishes! now, if only i could get a couple of jumps in at least..“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
goofyjumper 0 #19 December 17, 2008 Happy b-day!----------------- I love and Miss you so much Honey! Orfun #3 ~ Darla Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
travelingmack 0 #20 December 17, 2008 happy b day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #21 December 17, 2008 Happy B-day, Arschloch! May you finally learn how to get stable after exit instead of pretending you meant to freefly "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #22 December 17, 2008 Happy Birthday!!! (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #23 December 17, 2008 Quote Happy B-day, Arschloch! May you finally learn how to get stable after exit instead of pretending you meant to freefly hey, PA's are exactly that, even if they come in german! at least i dont pretend to skydive while i remain in pull-postion!! thanks evenyone.. all that attention almost puts a tear in my eye.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #24 December 18, 2008 man, that was a night, its 10:30AM the next morning, i just got to work half an hour ago, and i'm still drucking funk! in fact, i got so wasted, i didnt even bother with the bus and just got a cab.. of course, not before i kissed and hugged all the female staff at my favorite bar, and getting at least one LIIT from everyone. i paid shots tough! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #25 December 18, 2008 Quote hey, PA's are exactly that, even if they come in german! *whoosh* Quote -FAG 11- arschloch-brother #3 do not log onto dorkzone when you're drunk so silly that you cant spell worth shit.. It's the truth, dude! The fact that it's still there indicates that the little green people either 1) DID get the joke 2) agree 3) don't speak/read German. 4) all of the above. Quote at least i dont pretend to skydive while i remain in pull-postion!! Comfort zone, dude.. Comfort zone. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
