CSpenceFLY 1 #51 December 12, 2008 he didn't even want to pork her. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #52 December 12, 2008 Quote Oh well...she prolly found someone else. _______________________ If you feel she's the type of girl to just go off and find someone else that quickly, is she really worth persuing? LOL!! whats with all these girls dumping guys right before christmas the ladies don't want no broke dick fuckers when it's present time or what?? in the OP's case it sounds like he has a job though.. it's a conspiracyif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #53 December 12, 2008 Quote he didn't even want to pork her. What's this world coming to?? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuckyMcSwervy 0 #54 December 12, 2008 Quote LOL!! whats with all these girls dumping guys right before christmas Chicks get blown off right before Christmas, too. Quote the ladies don't want no broke dick fuckers when it's present time or what?? OK, do you mean a dick that doesn't get hard or a dude who doesn't have a job or the means to buy a gift? I iz confoosed! Always be kinder than you feel. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #55 December 12, 2008 Quote OK, do you mean a dick that doesn't get hard or a dude who doesn't have a job or the means to buy a gift? I iz confoosed! LMAO!! yeah I meant broke dick, like poor or cheapskate unable to buy a gift. a dick that doesnt get hard, well I suppose that would get you dumped anytime of the year and twice on christmas day. and yeah I know some guys like that. they dump their girl right before any present giving holiday to avoid having to get a present..pretty scandalous low down dirty game.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #56 December 12, 2008 Hey! Where's that picture you have?? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #57 December 12, 2008 Quoteok so it didnt happen. she got stuck closing the store that saturday night so i never went over there. Then i got called into work sunday for an emergency "...yacht job..." that had to get done. She didnt believe me when i told her that i had to work. She thought i was blowing her off. Even after i told her that work always comes first being that its basically a customer service/trade field. Oh well...she prolly found someone else. No big deal to me. Theres plenty of fish in the sea. I've never had a Yacht Job , is it fun? what does it entail? Do the girls ask for your credit card before or after?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pokerstar 0 #58 December 12, 2008 Quoteok so it didnt happen. she got stuck closing the store that saturday night so i never went over there. Then i got called into work sunday for an emergency "...yacht job..." that had to get done. She didnt believe me when i told her that i had to work. She thought i was blowing her off. Even after i told her that work always comes first being that its basically a customer service/trade field. Oh well...she prolly found someone else. No big deal to me. Theres plenty of fish in the sea. I've never had a Yacht Job , is it fun? what does it entail? Do the girls ask for your credit card before or after?Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. --- The Dude --- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #59 December 12, 2008 what one??if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #60 December 12, 2008 Quotewhat one?? The guy with the broken....Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hausse 0 #61 December 12, 2008 Quote Hot Chick + 11 hour phone convo = easy lay Okay I gotta get back to this... How the FUCK is having to talk on the phone to some chick you don't know yet for 11 hours an easy lay??? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #62 December 12, 2008 the pump malfunction offshore ?? BWAHAHA!!! I gotta search through a million files let me see if i can find them...thats broke dick, noooo doubt. if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 220 #63 December 13, 2008 Quote Quote he didn't even want to pork her. What's this world coming to?? Can you Pork a Cow?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #64 December 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote he didn't even want to pork her. What's this world coming to?? Can you Pork a Cow? Dunno. Can you? Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #65 December 13, 2008 ummm....what? To the rest. I could really care less. I dont have expectations anymore. Too much disappointment...and that comes with both online and in reality...lol."Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #66 December 13, 2008 Quote Quote Quote he didn't even want to pork her. What's this world coming to?? Can you Pork a Cow? YesDoes a pig like getting porked?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #67 December 14, 2008 Maybe stop looking so hard , when you least exect it youll meet THE ONE !``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuFantasma 0 #68 December 14, 2008 Quote he didn't even want to pork her. Man you are crude ! Maybe she was not Kosher !Y yo, pa' vivir con miedo, prefiero morir sonriendo, con el recuerdo vivo". - Ruben Blades, "Adan Garcia" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #69 December 14, 2008 wel...im not looking as hard as i used to. Im beginning to have a more laid back attitude. Its time to just take it easy...just go out and meet different people and let it happen...im done trying to force it to happen!"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #70 December 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote he didn't even want to pork her. What's this world coming to?? Can you Pork a Cow? Hot Beef Injection? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
squirell1 0 #71 December 14, 2008 Quote Maybe stop looking so hard , when you least exect it youll meet THE ONE ! +10 to Jason, your a good friend of mine who offered a lot of emo support thru some rough times for me, you're a great guy, the lucky girl will cross your path in due time....Team Dirty Sanchez President:Team HellFish #645 Muff Brother #3546 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #72 December 14, 2008 Quote Quote Maybe stop looking so hard , when you least exect it youll meet THE ONE ! +10 to Jason, your a good friend of mine who offered a lot of emo support thru some rough times for me, you're a great guy, the lucky girl will cross your path in due time.... Doesn't anyone drink anymore? Everyone says to stop looking and you'll find a "nice girl". So what should he do until OberGirl shows up? I suggest enjoying life and dating a few imperfect people. Get 10 friends together and go to a comedy club. Go fishing. Go to the library. Go to a bar and dance real close with drunk chicks. Go live among the imperfect and have some fun. No whining. If you are having fun, people will find you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #73 December 17, 2008 ok..this is going to sound bad....but who are you? I dont recognize the screenname!"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
floridadiver81 0 #74 December 17, 2008 THats what im doing. Im going out to the car meets and the car shows..basically just getting my social life back the way it should be. Im not relying on the internet too much anymore, unless they make first contact. I guess im just getting out of the phase of online dating...lol"Age has absolutely nothing to do with knowledge, learning, respect, attitude, or personality." -yardhippie "Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
