nipp1e_boy 2 #51 December 16, 2008 Quote Two words....BEER HELMET! NO - do not jump a beer helmet! I tried this on jump 121, iwht a Batrak loaded with my cameras and 3 beers. The opening shock was brutal and my chin left a dent in my chest. Be safe - don't hand out bad advice to newbies. Nipple Boy A-19820"Safety First! Fun Forever!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efs4ever 3 #52 December 16, 2008 Nipple Boy, Where U Been??? Haven't read a troll like that since REC.Skydiving.Russell M. Webb D 7014 Attorney at Law 713 385 5676 https://www.tdcparole.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #53 December 16, 2008 "Almost half my jumps have been hop and packs at altitude." - I myself have wanted to try to pack while in free fall after an exit from altitude. Can you please give me detailed written instructions on the correct procedure? Pictures would also be handy too... not all skydivers are as smart as you. Who needs a beer helmet when you can buy a camel back that holds 72oz of fine fermented beverage.Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nipp1e_boy 2 #54 December 16, 2008 QuoteNipple Boy, Where U Been??? Haven't read a troll like that since REC.Skydiving. Agian with the troll? What is the matter with you guys? If you don't want my advice and years of experience just skip my posts. Nipple Boy A-19820"Safety First! Fun Forever!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nipp1e_boy 2 #55 December 16, 2008 Quote"Almost half my jumps have been hop and packs at altitude." - I myself have wanted to try to pack while in free fall after an exit from altitude. Can you please give me detailed written instructions on the correct procedure? Pictures would also be handy too... not all skydivers are as smart as you. Who needs a beer helmet when you can buy a camel back that holds 72oz of fine fermented beverage. A hop and pack is when you jump and pull immediately. As youget more experience, the jargon will make more sense to you. No one is packing in freefall. Though it may not be such a bad thing. I think packing neatly is overrated anyway and if you cna pack in freefall, good for you. When i started jumping camelbaks ere not popular. Nowadays evreyone in Eloy seems to have one in the summer - probably just to look cool. I suspect most of the wannabes carry around empty camlbaks anyway. Who wants all that weight. Camelbaks under your rig will squirt beer down your throat not unlike a beer bong. filling a camelbak with beer flattens it. If you can do Vodka and diet Redbull do it - the regular Redbull is stickly becaus of sugar. Of course, wait until you have over 100 jumps and cna find the DZ under canopy when buzzed. Landing off and wasted and passing out in Farmer Creepys field and waking up in his barn with a sore ass is not cool. Not tha thats ever happend to me. Nipple Boy A-19820"Safety First! Fun Forever!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #56 December 16, 2008 Are you the guy that was always running around on rec yelling My Pin!, My Pin!. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tuna-Salad 0 #57 December 16, 2008 "all that weight"? Are you kidding me? 72oz is less than a 6 pack. Are you sure you are a skydiver and complain about carrying less than 6 pack of beer. On that statement alone I call you a fake!Millions of my potential children died on your daughters' face last night. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tumbler 0 #58 December 16, 2008 Quote Quote "Almost half my jumps have been hop and packs at altitude." - I myself have wanted to try to pack while in free fall after an exit from altitude. Can you please give me detailed written instructions on the correct procedure? Pictures would also be handy too... not all skydivers are as smart as you. Who needs a beer helmet when you can buy a camel back that holds 72oz of fine fermented beverage. A hop and pack is when you jump and pull immediately. As youget more experience, the jargon will make more sense to you. No one is packing in freefall. Though it may not be such a bad thing. I think packing neatly is overrated anyway and if you cna pack in freefall, good for you. When i started jumping camelbaks ere not popular. Nowadays evreyone in Eloy seems to have one in the summer - probably just to look cool. I suspect most of the wannabes carry around empty camlbaks anyway. Who wants all that weight. Camelbaks under your rig will squirt beer down your throat not unlike a beer bong. filling a camelbak with beer flattens it. If you can do Vodka and diet Redbull do it - the regular Redbull is stickly becaus of sugar. Of course, wait until you have over 100 jumps and cna find the DZ under canopy when buzzed. Landing off and wasted and passing out in Farmer Creepys field and waking up in his barn with a sore ass is not cool. Not tha thats ever happend to me. Nipple Boy A-19820 This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read on here... Well done! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #59 December 16, 2008 Quote Quote also never heard of a 10 second delay from 6 grand... hell we used to do 4way for 30 seconds,,,,, from 6 grand!!!jimmy a 3914 d 12122 nscr 1817 You are a danger to yourself and jumpers around you doing 4way for 30 seconds from 6k. If you are going to pull high, make sure the group behind you knows. Nipple Boy A-19820 thanks man, i never thought of that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 0 #60 December 16, 2008 Quote Quote What I really like is 179 jumps in 15 years with a 1.86:1 wing loading. Mad Skillz, I tell ya. And does anybody have a clue what discipline "Sky Boxing" falls under ?? Please - have a little more respec for those who have been aroudn the sport for a while. Just because I havent updated my numbers (I have over 300 jumps now) doesnt make me dangerous. I'm a conservative jumper and very safety conscience. Almost half my jumps have been hop and packs at altitude. I am a student of canopy flight . and I have read John Leblank, Brian Burke and Brian Germane's articles and books many times. I think I have more time under canopy than some 1000-jump newbies. I'm also involved in many other extreme sports and I think a lot of th eattitude I used to get when I was more active was just jealousy. Hey - if you're not good enough to jump a Stiletto, why you stopping me? Sky Boxing is a sport that was just taking off in th e90's. I invented it and introduced a coupel of people to it. It didn't get popular because some participants complained about not being able to pull with the gloves on. Nipple Boy A-19820 maybe so, but can you land a wingsuit?Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #61 December 16, 2008 Quote Quote Two words....BEER HELMET! NO - do not jump a beer helmet! I tried this on jump 121, iwht a Batrak loaded with my cameras and 3 beers. The opening shock was brutal and my chin left a dent in my chest. Be safe - don't hand out bad advice to newbies. Nipple Boy A-19820 Fuck the n00bs...too many of 'em anyway! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #62 December 16, 2008 well this thread sure has been a good laugh thanks guys (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #63 December 16, 2008 anyone actually know this nipple boy? just curious... I know you can read the forums and all, but seems to me like a really bored skydiver's alter ego just having some fun... I doubt a non-jumper would take the time to learn as much as he has just to mess around.. funny though... I, also, used to be a fan of the hop n packs...or hop n pops is it? oh whatever...tomato tomato...doesnt work as well when typing...lol_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wolfriverjoe 1,523 #64 December 16, 2008 Quoteanyone actually know this nipple boy? just curious... I know you can read the forums and all, but seems to me like a really bored skydiver's alter ego just having some fun... I doubt a non-jumper would take the time to learn as much as he has just to mess around.. funny though... I, also, used to be a fan of the hop n packs...or hop n pops is it? oh whatever...tomato tomato...doesnt work as well when typing...lol I was wondering the same thing. FAR to much knowledge to be a regular troll. Kinda like the "really bad" stunt flying. Takes an expert to be that bad without really screwing up. And aren't hop n' packs just another way of saying "jump, pack, repeat"? Oh well, to-may-to, to-mah-to."There are NO situations which do not call for a French Maid outfit." Lucky McSwervy "~ya don't GET old by being weak & stupid!" - Airtwardo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #65 December 16, 2008 Quote A hop and pack is when you jump and pull immediately. As youget more experience, the jargon will make more sense to you. No one is packing in freefall. Though it may not be such a bad thing. I think packing neatly is overrated anyway and if you cna pack in freefall, good for you. If you jump a Nova they can pack themselves while you're under canopy. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yoshi 0 #66 December 16, 2008 yeah...just dont initiate the pack sequence below 1000' cuz it might not have time to re-open..lol_________________________________________ this space for rent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #67 December 16, 2008 Quote I sure hope you're back. Skydiving hasn't been the same without you Wendy W. What she said...and a whole bunch of other replies in this thread are exactly why we need nipple boy (or at least a good imitation of him). Buncha candy-asses. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
