TrophyHusband 0 #1 December 12, 2008 i thought it was the carpet, so i got it cleaned but every morning when it got cold enough for the heater to kick on, the house would fill with the fragrance of cooking pee. now its cold enough for the heat to turn on several times a day. i finally put my nose to the floor to try to find the specific spots so i could soak them with something. this is fucking horrible, and i can't go under the house to remove the offending duct until my wife comes home from work, and she's on call, so she may not even come home. what the fuck can i do right now to kill the stench? this sucks. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #2 December 12, 2008 evacuate..and call F.E.M.A. immediately get your reparations!!! if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 854 #3 December 12, 2008 kill it. leave a tasty dish of radiator juice near by, poor thing is bound to get thirsty Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #4 December 12, 2008 Quotekill it. leave a tasty dish of radiator juice near by, poor thing is bound to get thirsty if that don't work set fire to the vents, smoke the bitch out..if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 December 12, 2008 Drink It won't solve the problem but you just wont care. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
doug925 0 #6 December 12, 2008 Tell her to order one of her Fellows, or med. students come over and clean it. I have never developed indigestion from eating my words. Winston Churchill Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #7 December 12, 2008 I don't think plugging that vent or Floor register will be a problem as long as it is a supply- that is if hot air comes OUT of it then you can block it off for the time being. if it is a return [suction] then don't block it off but you will have to live with the odor until you can find the source of the stench and remove it. Do you know how to open up the furnace to check the filter?Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #8 December 12, 2008 Quote kill it. leave a tasty dish of radiator juice near by, poor thing is bound to get thirsty the something would be my ). i put up a gate so she can't get in there, and i haven't found anyplace else in the house she's peed, so it may not have been her. the someone would be my three-year-old that i have caught peeing all over the house. it's easy to picture him whizzing in the vent. i don't think he can get through the gate, so this was likely done a while ago, but is now getting really bad because the heat is turning on. i just got an idea for someone elses thread though "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #9 December 12, 2008 QuoteDrink It won't solve the problem but you just wont care. that is some of the best advice i've ever heard. i will follow your instructions to the letter. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #10 December 12, 2008 its a supply and its definately the source. there is dried pee on the register and inside the duct. pee sucks because you can't get used to it like a fart. the smell just seems to intensify. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Misternatural 0 #11 December 12, 2008 Yeah as long as there are other supplies in the room then you can block that one off temporarily. piss is the bad- just be glad it isn't a dead animal caught in there. Beware of the collateralizing and monetization of your desires. D S #3.1415 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #12 December 12, 2008 It was livendive."We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #13 December 12, 2008 At WFFC a few years ago, I was renting a fairly new trailer. However, there is little slide at the bottom of the toilet that goes back and forth when you press the pedal. It stuck. So, the tank filled with water, which backed up out of the toilet and ran into the most convenient hole in the floor, the vent. We solved the immediate problem, but there was probably a nice coating of "stuff" in the vents after it dried. I'd hate to be the first person to run the heater. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #14 December 12, 2008 There is a product called "Simple Green" if you have it on hand dilute it about 25/75. Scrub the vent out really well and it should neutralize the smell. If you don't have that on hand use baking soda water, and some cleaner like Spic and Span mixed together and scrub it well. Good luckskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #15 December 12, 2008 i do have some of that and i will use it to clean the register and the other thing that connects to register to the duct. thank you. the flexible duct is getting replaced though. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,421 #16 December 12, 2008 Nature's Miracle - it can be found at one of those large pet Mart/Co, etc. Pour into the duct, but also use an atomizer bottle to spray it into the intake duct. Now, here's a little homemade recipe I found on the net, but knowing your proclivity to do massive harm to your testicles would encourage adult supervision with combinations that can make boom. HOMEMADE CAT URINE REMOVER 1 quart of 3% hydrogen peroxide 1/4 cup baking soda 1 teaspoon of liquid soap Gently mix all ingredients in a non-metal container. Do not mix or shake vigorously! Source: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Cat-Training-Behavior-3489/2008/4/Urinating-vents.htm Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #17 December 13, 2008 now i want to know what happens when you shake vigorously. i may have to rig something up to find out. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,421 #18 December 13, 2008 No!! NO!!! Please don't..... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #19 December 13, 2008 Quote No!! NO!!! Please don't..... Fuck that! DO IT!!!!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,421 #20 December 13, 2008 You know he'll post pics, right? Oh, the horror!! Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #21 December 13, 2008 Quote You know he'll post pics, right? Oh, the horror!! When Kim see's pics that he posts, she realizes that i am not that bad afterall. Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #22 December 13, 2008 i just read your link and something intrigued me. i noticed it said this mixture gives off a lot of oxygen. this tells me that doing this little experiment will yield much better results if it were done near an open flame. here's my plan. i wait for there to be a some snow in the desert. a couple hundred feet of extention cord, a generator, and a cheap drill from a garage sale or pawn shop. maybe for the first run i'll scale down the recipe so it fits in a 16 oz pop bottle. i clamp the drill to a large piece of wood for stability. duct tape the pop bottle to a drill bit. place a lit can of sterno next to the rig. add a half rack of beer and a video camera and we're ready for youtube. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #23 December 13, 2008 Quote ! i wait for there to be a some snow in the desert. Uh, the snow is on it's way. It' started here in Weiser hours ago. i wanna see the pics!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #24 December 13, 2008 Quote i just read your link and something intrigued me. i noticed it said this mixture gives off a lot of oxygen. this tells me that doing this little experiment will yield much better results if it were done near an open flame. here's my plan. i wait for there to be a some snow in the desert. a couple hundred feet of extention cord, a generator, and a cheap drill from a garage sale or pawn shop. maybe for the first run i'll scale down the recipe so it fits in a 16 oz pop bottle. i clamp the drill to a large piece of wood for stability. duct tape the pop bottle to a drill bit. place a lit can of sterno next to the rig. add a half rack of beer and a video camera and we're ready for youtube. I think you are on to something here, keep us posted and post video!! Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cjsgrlsx3 0 #25 December 13, 2008 I had a puppy that did this! I thought I was the only one! I had to have the ducting replaced! I covered the vent with Saran wrap until the AC guy got here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
